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Survivor Villain Talks Trash
« on: Dec 16^th, 2003, 2:47pm »

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I dun't wanna copy it - you know who it's about. Angry

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Re: Survivor Villain Talks Trash
« Reply #1 on: Dec 17^th, 2003, 4:18pm »

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Did anyone see the transcripts of his web chat. I didn't think that it was possible to think less of him than I already did.

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Re: Survivor Villain Talks Trash
« Reply #2 on: Dec 17^th, 2003, 4:56pm »

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SURVIVOR Host: You all have a lot of great questions for Jon, so let's get begin! If you're just joining us, we're chatting live with Survivor Jon Dalton. We'll get to as many of your questions as we can. Let's get started! What's up, Jon? Are you ready to take some questions?
Jon: Absolutely! America's favorite Survivor is here!

mykona: Good job! How do you like the title "Most Infamous Survivor"?
Jon: I dig it. It's mostly just the fat and ugly people that don't like me though, those that sympathize with Rupert. But the beautiful people love me, and I love them.

Johnny: Jon, how did you prepare for SURVIVOR?
Jon: I purchased every season and every Early Show interview off eBay, watched every season twice and watched AMAZON three times. I also spent my last two weeks before leaving for Panama in Catalina becoming skin diver and scuba diver certified.

MaryS: Jon, how much did you win coming in third place?
Jon: Two lottery tickets and a Chick Filet coupon.

MRIguy: You really toned down your question to Lill and Sandra. What did you really want to ask them?
Jon: There was a lot more to the question than was shown.

SuzyQ: Jon, you're an a self-professed a-hole who played the game well. What do you think about all this negativity towards you?
Jon: I love it. I'm lady friendly.

mykona: Jon, has your date factor risen/fallen since SURVIVOR?
Jon: I've had over a hundred ménages ŕ trois since SURVIVOR.

Freedom: Where does your attitude towards women come from? And don't you think the whole men-are-better-than-women thing is getting tired?
Jon: Is that Rupert's mom asking questions again?

MEICHY: Jon, who was your letter from?
Jon: Thunder D, my friend that came and visited me.

LippyMom2: Is that 70s hairdo making a comeback, dude?
Jon: It's my tribute to John Holmes.

jedi: Jon, how many times did you guys really make Lill cry?
Jon: I can't count that high. [laughs]

Darwin: Jon, if you won the million dollars, what would you buy your grandmother?
Jon: A prostitute.

Kapil: What do you think of Osten after he left the game?
Jon: I thought he was a cool guy.

carin: Who did you dislike most of all the contestants?
Jon: Lill and Rupert. Lill messed up my money, and Rupert stole my air time.

sandrafav: What did your friend write in the letter, Jon?
Jon: Wrestling results and also mentioned my grandmother's cancer had moved into stage 5.

polj: Jon, do you think the dumbest move you and Burton made was to go off together to old Panama City?
Jon: Absolutely not. It was worth one million to me and Burton to get away from the other three.

Darwin: Jon, will you ever pose for Playgirl if they offered you?
Jon: Eighty percent of all Playgirls are purchased by men, so no way.

Freedom: Are you in love with Burton?
Jon: No, but we are going to the Playboy mansion for New Year's Eve together. Thanks for asking!

enna: Do you think Sandra was at all deserving of this win, and why?
Jon: Absolutely not. The men's SURVIVOR: PEARL ISLAND champion (me) should be just a flat-out SURVIVOR champion and the greatest player that played the game. Richard Hatch can't hold my jock, but I'm sure he'd like to try.

Minibunky: Do you think Sandra played a good game?
Jon: No, hiding in the bushes isn't bragging material.

enna: In hindsight, do you think Sandra was smarter than you credited her for?
Jon: Absolutely not.

rink: You said Christa throwing out the fish was idiotic and childish. What about lying about Grandma?
Jon: It's called strategy, you moron.

AZ_girlie: Jon, the "grandma lie" was brilliant, although evil and deceptive. How did you think of it?
Jon: After watching SURVIVOR: THE AMAZON and seeing the pity Jenna got for her mom's cancer (which was true), I figure, what's more sympathetic than a mom? I'll go with grandma.

njmommy: You didn't win any Challenges on your own, and you never got Immunity. Did you really play hard?
Jon: I enjoyed more rewards than any Survivor in the history of the show. I must have played hard enough to have enjoyed them.

mykona: How the hell are you? Will we be seeing more of your antics now that SURVIVOR is finished?
Jon: Absolutely! I have TV, film and wrestling projects in the future.

scooty: Would Rowdy Roddy Piper have lasted longer than you?
Jon: Not on that fake hip.

allstarpunk: What did you think of Darrah's talks on boob jobs and chocolate chip cookies?
Jon: [laughs] I love 'em both! I had the same conversation with Jeff Probst's mom.

allstarpunk: Jonny, were you ever a Boy Scout?
Jon: Yes, I was!

shakateri: Did you think Lill could stay on the box longer than you and Sandra in the last Challenge?
Jon: I thought it was going to be a super easy Challenge. Lill has an aerobics background, and that was the difference in the game. I took the two weakest people to the end knowing I could beat them.

justwhatever: How would you define "riding the coattails of others," and don't you think you were guilty of it as well?
Jon: I made every move that decided every person being eliminated from the game from day one to day thirty-eight. I think that's a huge difference in coattail-riding and game-playing.

Tedd: Was Michelle as hot in person as she looked on screen?
Jon: More so.

enna: What do you think one of your biggest mistakes in the game was?
Jon: I never made a mistake.

Crimson: Burton mentioned that you and Sandra have "lowered" the bar on the depths Survivors will go to win. You played evil, sarcastic, backstabbing and annoying. Sandra played sneaky, a bit reserved, a bit open, backstabbing. She won; you didn't. How can you say she has no right to be there? Yet you do.
Jon: She's there because I dragged her there: that's the difference.

starry: Did your opnions of anyone change once you watched the show on TV?
Jon: I feel bad about yelling at Christa for the fish...but not too bad.

snhty: If Burton and you had made it to the Final Two, who do you think would have won?
Jon: Burton: more people liked him than me. [laughs]

plus35: How bad was the odor of all of you after 39 days?
Jon: After Rupert was gone, not too bad...you're welcome, America.

JUNKISBACK: Jon, would you consider yourself an honest man or a bad man?
Jon: A great man. Ask your wife.

adios_amoeba: Jon, you have a lot to live down now. How do you think it will affect your future?
Jon: More sex. [laughs] Thanks in advance.

yogi: Are you a genuine idiot with no respect to women, or was your boorish attitude feigned?
Jon: I love women; ask my maid. [laughs]

adios_amoeba: Jon...Is there anything you wouldn't lie about?
Jon: My thirteen inches.

gogogadget: You said people come up to you and say they want to kill you? Taking any karate classes? Hired any bodyguards?
Jon: I have a couple bodyguards.

niki: Who (besides yourself) is the best player who ever played SURVIVOR?
Jon: I liked Rob C. from Amazon, but I'd hang my nuts from his chin.

love_SURVIVOR: Do you think you set a low standard for future SURVIVORS?
Jon: I'll never be topped...or bottomed. [laughs]

cocoa: Jon, great game. Is there anything you would have changed to get yourself into the Final Two?
Jon: No, I played the game exactly how I wanted to.

seawater: What was your best and worst day (not counting the day you were evicted) on SURVIVOR, and why?
Jon: Best day was when me and Burton got to go off on the last Reward Challenge, just getting away from everyone. My worst day was when Burton got voted off. But voting Rupert off was a close second for favorite day.

shell: What would your luxury item have been had you been allowed one?
Jon: Mullet wig. I had one in my bag.

CSyrup: Hey Jon! Do you really think you were the toughest man out there?
Jon: Have you seen my pecs?

Survivor84: Hey Jon, I wanted to know if you are continuing your friendship with any of the survivors besides Burton?
Jon: I'm friends with just about everyone but Rupert, Lil, Sandra and Skinny Ryan.

rink: Jon, has anybody ever told you how stupid you look with your arms crossed with the peace signs?
Jon: Yeah, your boyfriend, when he leaves at night.

bomber: Hey Jon, did you ever get sick from eating any of the rich foods during the Reward ceremonies you were at?
Jon: I threw up every time! [laughs]

allstarpunk: If you were in the Amazing Race and had to pick one of the Survivors from any of the seasons, who would be your partner?
Jon: Burton: I'd take a bullet for that guy.

Darwin: Give me one word that best describes Burton.
Jon: Burton Reynolds.

brownbabee: Why did you hate Rupert so much after all he did for the team?
Jon: He did nothing for the team.

Sandra_Rules: Jon, would you do another SURVIVOR?
Jon: We'll see.

gogogadget: Jon, we have an idea of how Jeff feels about you. But how do you feel about Jeff?
Jon: I think he looks much taller on TV.

Arby: Jon, have you considered therapy for these delusions of grandeur?
Jon: I'm still trying to get over my humility.

vtman: When you acknowleged that Rupert was a great man, were you just sucking up?
Jon: Absolutely!

Bleen: Jon, I think the dead grandmother lie was brilliant. Did you have a backup plan in case anyone called you on it?
Jon: No, I knew no one would find out.

spoon: Do your hitting on Darrah during the smoothie game backfire in any way?
Jon: No.

babie_d: Did you get in trouble for going to Tribal Council drunk?
Jon: I was spoken to afterwards, and what they didn't show on the show was that I actually fell out of my stool.

Jonathon: Jon, what would you have done if Burton had not come back in the game?
Jon: Beat Rupert to Loser Island.

lionlarch: Did you notice any changes in Jeff when he found out about your grandmother lie? He seemed to treat you differently at Tribal Council.
Jon: I think Jeff gained a lot of respect for me seeing how much more strategic I was.

kylekewl: Was there any hanky panky in the game?
Jon: Yes.

stallcupette: Jon, did you actually think the show wouldn't call about your grandmother?
Jon: I didn't think they would.

jonisabadman: How gross was it to see Lill in her underwear so many times?
Jon: The white whale? Yuck, yuck, yuck.

Gretchen: Jon, what female player was your favorite, and why?
Jon: Friendwise: Trish. Bodywise: Nicole.

Jon_is_a_jerk: Is it true you asked Burton to live with you?
Jon: We're both living in LA in February.

shakateri: How does it make you feel that Lill was willing to give up 900,000 dollars just so you didn't get it?
Jon: Awesome. Dumb move, dumb woman.

hhhhh: Was there any aspect of SURVIVOR that made you want to play the game other than the money?
Jon: Free SURVIVOR mouse pad.

Lee1: Jon, any chance you were more interested in the camera and TV audience than the game itself?
Jon: Very easily a chance. [laughs] Infamy rules!

FairplayRules: If you got to choose your own tribe from past SURVIVORS, who would your tribe consist of?
Jon: Jerry [laughs], Nicole, Michelle, Darrah, Elisabeth and Boston Rob.

jenni: If you could pick the next location of SURVIVOR, where would it be?
Jon: Vegas.

CyberChick: Jon, what were your thoughts on Robb and Rob from previous SURVIVORs? Would you say they were annoying too?
Jon: My two favorite previous players in the game.

mikell99: Were you picked on a lot in school?
Jon: Never.

stingray: Was Lill as dumb as Colby from a previous show?
Jon: Possibly more dumb, but Colby's an idiot.

yuck: What other Survivors came close to being as hateable as you?
Jon: No one...not possible.

she_fangs: If each Survivor could bring an animal, what would you bring?
Jon: Ethan.

johnnyboy: Did living in Danville suck more than living on that island?
Jon: It's a tie. [laughs]

Gretchen: Jon, did you ever wish you had started on the other tribe?
Jon: No way!

kissitJon: Do you ever find it hard to live life as such a smart, attractive man?
Jon: It's tough, and thanks for askin' the question, gramma.

Tribehaspoken: Do you need to be hated in order to get attention?
Jon: Sure.

SURVIVOR Host: I am sorry to say that our hour with Jon is up. Jon, thanks so much for being here to chat with us today. Do you have any final comments for the SURVIVOR fans?
Jon: It's been your pleasure.

SURVIVOR Host: Thanks for joining us, everyone. Make sure to come back today at 1pm PT for our live chat with the Sole Survivor Sandra. See you there!

Anoymous: Thank you, Jon! We enjoyed your game of SURVIVOR!

Darwin: Bye, Jon, from the Philippines. Cheers!

goravens: We luv ya Jon

silverstar: Alaska loves JFP!

NewOrleansLady: Bye Loser Jon!

Seany_Fairplay: Jon for president!

funinsmyrna: Jon is a freak

Kdana: Rock on, Jon!

Legend41: Bye, Jonny Rotten from Boston!

CSyrup: You ROCK! Not!

Orlando: We love you

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Re: Survivor Villain Talks Trash
« Reply #3 on: Dec 17^th, 2003, 5:11pm »

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I actually found that very amusing...maybe I have a dark sense of humor Wink

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Re: Survivor Villain Talks Trash
« Reply #4 on: Dec 17^th, 2003, 6:39pm »

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Made me wanna GAG. What an egotist. And I really do think he thinks that highly of himself in RL. And uses women to his advantage. Just don't ever let me meet up with him in a dark alley. I'll be sure to have Rupert and Sandra along with me. Grin

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Re: Survivor Villain Talks Trash
« Reply #5 on: Dec 29^th, 2003, 12:03pm »

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on Dec 17^th, 2003, 4:56pm, Rhune wrote:

Seany_Fairplay: Jon for president!

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Re: Survivor Villain Talks Trash
« Reply #6 on: Dec 29^th, 2003, 1:07pm »

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Rhune - you're going to have to pay the bucks to get a new keyboard for me. I knew there was a reason I didn't want to read that S-F-B's transcript.... :barf:

Not that I give a damn - but I think Jon isn't going to have a good life. He's dysfunctional in so many areas: socially, sexually......

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on Dec 17th, 2003, 4:56pm, wrote: Jon for president! Cool

And that's supposed to be funny?

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Re: Survivor Villain Talks Trash
« Reply #7 on: Dec 29^th, 2003, 2:58pm »

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Jon: I've had over a hundred ménages ŕ trois since SURVIVOR.

If you count Jon, his hand, and a video-tape as a ménages ŕ trois ...

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Re: Survivor Villain Talks Trash
« Reply #8 on: Dec 29^th, 2003, 5:34pm »

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on Dec 29^th, 2003, 2:58pm, BlankWillWin wrote:

If you count Jon, his hand, and a video-tape as a ménages ŕ trois ...

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I NOMINATE THIS POST THE FUNNIEST OF 2003!

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« Reply #9 on: Dec 29^th, 2003, 6:47pm »

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I second the nomination Shocked

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« Reply #10 on: Dec 30^th, 2003, 1:08am »

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The sad thing is, it's a video-tape of himself...

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« Reply #11 on: Dec 30^th, 2003, 6:47am »

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« Reply #12 on: Dec 30^th, 2003, 8:01am »

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on Dec 29^th, 2003, 2:58pm, BlankWillWin wrote:

If you count Jon, his hand, and a video-tape as a ménages ŕ trois ...

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I don't think that I could have laughed any harder. You've got my vote for funniest ever !!!! :laff:

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Re: Survivor Villain Talks Trash
« Reply #13 on: Jan 1^st, 2004, 7:55pm »

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I almost spewed my iced tea all over the computer screen! :laff:

Please warn me next time!

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