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Man with Ear Ache Gets Vasectomy
« on: Aug 21st, 2003, 7:44am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
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RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (Reuters) - A Brazilian (news - web sites) man who went to a clinic to have an aching ear checked ended up having a vasectomy after mistakenly believing that the doctor had called his name.  
 
   
 
A manager at the Doctor Jose Carlos de Espirito Santo clinic in the town of Montes Claros in southeastern Minas Gerais State told Reuters on Wednesday Valdemar Lopes de Moraes, 39, entered the vasectomy room when Aldemar Aparecido Rodrigues' name was called.  
 
 
"He was called by the full name and yet thought it was him. But the strangest thing is that he asked no questions when the doctor started preparations in the area which had so little to do with his ear," Vanessa Guimaraes said.  
 
 
"He later explained that he thought it was an ear inflammation that got down to his testicles," she added.  
 
 
De Moraes, a farmer who has two children, did not want to reverse the operation, performed last week, and showed up for an ear exam on Wednesday at the same clinic.  
 
 
"A local newspaper said he is going to sue us, but he did not tell us about any claims," Guimaraes said.  
 
 
 
 
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Re: Man with Ear Ache Gets Vasectomy
« Reply #1 on: Aug 21st, 2003, 10:03am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
ok  I know this sounds mean but
 
oh my freaken god, lmao
 
 :devilish: :evil: :laugh: :laff: :winkgrin: :clapping:
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Re: Man with Ear Ache Gets Vasectomy
« Reply #2 on: Aug 21st, 2003, 10:30am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
....he thought an infection has spread to his testicles?  Once again, just goes ta showya what some men "think" with.  :laff:  :laff:
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« Reply #3 on: Aug 21st, 2003, 10:39am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
 Cheesy Grin lol  wingsy Cheesy Grin
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Re: Man with Ear Ache Gets Vasectomy
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on Aug 21st, 2003, 7:44am, darnchts wrote:
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"He later explained that he thought it was an ear inflammation that got down to his testicles," she added.  
 

 
Now THAT'S a damn bad ear ache!! :yikes: :laff:
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Re: Man with Ear Ache Gets Vasectomy
« Reply #5 on: Aug 21st, 2003, 6:46pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
lmao mz...surprised he didnt let them cut out/off more if that was his thinking!
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Re: Man with Ear Ache Gets Vasectomy
« Reply #6 on: Aug 25th, 2003, 9:55pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
hahahah :laff:
 
well... common sense is indeed not common any more.... :laff:
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« Reply #7 on: Aug 26th, 2003, 11:09am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify Remove Remove
Anyone so stupid not to ask Dr. why he was "down there"  deserves what he gets. I cant beleive he was that naive to think that or at least ask!!
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« Reply #8 on: Aug 26th, 2003, 12:12pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
I am not sure I would have liked the doctor cutting so close to my brain.
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« Reply #9 on: Aug 26th, 2003, 12:13pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
ummm  addams  did you just imply you think with your ummm, never mind cant even say the word  Shocked
 
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« Reply #10 on: Aug 26th, 2003, 12:15pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
Grin  errr no I don't think so well I am not sure.  Here let me check.  No, I meant that guy's brain was in his butt.  It's the only possible explanation.
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« Reply #11 on: Aug 26th, 2003, 12:18pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
lol
 
sorry addams, my demented mind sometimes gets the best of me  Cheesy  actually more than sometimes  Cheesy Cheesy
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Re: Man with Ear Ache Gets Vasectomy
« Reply #12 on: Aug 26th, 2003, 12:25pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
on Aug 21st, 2003, 10:30am, MzWings wrote:
....he thought an infection has spread to his testicles?  Once again, just goes ta showya what some men "think" with.  :laff:  :laff:

 
...it bears repeating..... *snort*
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« Reply #13 on: Aug 26th, 2003, 12:44pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify Remove Remove
help! men were under attack lol
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