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« on: Jul 25th, 2002, 8:54am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
WHY WE DRINK...
 
In one episode of 'Cheers',  Cliff is seated at the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm. (I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this....)
 
Well, you see, Norm, it's like this...  A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as he slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.  This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest member.  In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now,as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.  In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm,  that is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."            
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« Reply #1 on: Jul 25th, 2002, 12:45pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« Reply #2 on: Jul 25th, 2002, 1:54pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
:laugh: They just don't make shows like Cheers anymore.
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« Reply #3 on: Jul 27th, 2002, 11:39am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
I saw this over at Online Survivor and thought I'd copy it here since we have a lot of Canadian posters and it's cute. Wink
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« Reply #4 on: Jul 28th, 2002, 10:00am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
Thanks Rhune! Smiley Grin Cool :tup: :laugh: I am ROTFLMAO :laugh:
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