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LibertyBelle
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Garfield's Signs
« on: Oct 8^th, 2002, 6:51pm »

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So which of these is you! Grin

Signs of the Zodiac

AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 1
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes over and over again. People think you are stupid.
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PISCES (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA or FBI. You have minor influence over your associates, and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people do terrible things to small animals.
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ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are not very nice and have the compassion of a rock.
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TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20)
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull headed. You are a Communist.
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GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are cheap.
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LEO (July 23 - Aug 22)
Your determination and sense of humor will come to the fore. Your ability to laugh at adversity will be a blessing because you've got a day coming you wouldn't believe. As a matter of fact, if you can laugh at what happens to you today, you've got a sick sense of humor.
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VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nitpicking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and sometimes fall asleep while making love. Virgos make good bus drivers. Learn something new today, like how to spell or how to count to ten without using your fingers. Be careful dressing this morning. You may be hit by a car later in the day and you wouldn't want to be taken to the doctor's office in some of that old underwear you own.
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LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a man, you are more than likely gay. Chances for employment and monetary gains are excellent. Most Libra women are prostitutes. ========================================================
SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. Most Scorpio people are murdered.
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SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks or dope fiends or both. People laugh at you a great deal.
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CAPRICORN (Dec 23 - Jan 19)
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You don't do much of anything and are lazy. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. Capricorns should avoid standing still for too long as they take root and become trees.

I'm a Sagittarius who relies on my luck, tho I do have one or two talents. But wait... maybe I delude myself LOL. Not a dobe fiend tho, and only a drunk at posting board parties. Grin

Strider is one of those unethical Scorpios. I haven't noticed any marked ability to reach the pinnacle of success in business tho. He's a chillout kinda guy. :cool:

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Re: Garfield's Signs
« Reply #1 on: Oct 8^th, 2002, 7:09pm »

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Ummm.. I am a Cancer..Maybe Garfield doesn't like me Shocked

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Re: Garfield's Signs
« Reply #2 on: Oct 8^th, 2002, 7:58pm »

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Yikes, how did Cancer get left off. Sorry Mags. Undecided

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That's why you'll never make anything of yourself. Most welfare recipients are Cancer people.

These are awful aren't they? Grin

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« Reply #3 on: Oct 8^th, 2002, 9:16pm »

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Garfields' birthday of June 19th makes him a Gemini on the cusp with Cancer. Let's just keep that in mind. LOL. Thanks for these, I know some folks that these are perfect for. Sadly.

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« Reply #4 on: Oct 8^th, 2002, 11:30pm »

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Wow Addams, how do you know Garfield's birthday?
I thought these were funny, such a sarcastic and insulting old cat. Grin

Two of my kids are imaginative (delusional? LOL) Pisces and the eldest is a "compassion of a rock" Aries LOL.

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« Reply #5 on: Oct 8^th, 2002, 11:36pm »

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i am a gemini!

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GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are cheap.

this is just too funny...my roomie is a scorpio and she had a good laugh as well.

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Re: Garfield's Signs
« Reply #6 on: Oct 9^th, 2002, 8:47am »

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I'm a nitpicky Virgo. Better watch out for cars later in the day! Though the undies are fairly new - is that more information then you needed to know or what?

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« Reply #7 on: Oct 9^th, 2002, 9:18am »

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LEO (July 23 - Aug 22)
Your determination and sense of humor will come to the fore. Your ability to laugh at adversity will be a blessing because you've got a day coming you wouldn't believe. As a matter of fact, if you can laugh at what happens to you today, you've got a sick sense of humor.

OMG! :yikes:

As I was driving out of my sub this morning I looked down for a moment and inadvertently ran onto the curb and hit my neighbors mailbox with my right sideview mirror. I didn't damage the mailbox, but I ripped my mirror completely off my car. I had to get out and pick it up. I drove to the dealership to have it replaced. On the way to the dealership, I almost got sideswiped. It then cost me $180 to have it replaced. Once I got my new mirror, I drove right to work and am afraid to get in my car and drive anymore today.

I did find myself laughing about all of this, but still thinking "wow, what an expensive, strange and crazy morning this is turning into".

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Re: Garfield's Signs
« Reply #8 on: Oct 9^th, 2002, 5:17pm »

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oh kramer! i so feel for you. what an awful way to start the day. :grouphug:

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