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Bad Day at Work?
« on: Jun 2nd, 2003, 10:47am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
Next time this happens, perform the following to help yourself cheer up.  
 
On your way home from work, stop at a pharmacy and purchase a Johnson & Johnson Rectal Thermometor (stay with me here, it's not what you think), and be sure it *is* Johnson & Johnson's brand.  
 
Go home, and take a nice, long and hot bath. Upon finishing, put on your most comfortable robe, and finally, open up the contents of the rectal thermometor packaging and only take out the reading material. (Do whatever with the thermometor).  
 
Lay down in bed and start to read the manual and you will see eventually in the fine print "All rectal thermometors are personally tested for quality assurance."  
 
Then, say out loud 3 times....  
 
"Thank God I do not work for Johnson & Johnson Quality Control!!"  
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Re: Bad Day at Work?
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"All rectal thermometors are personally tested for quality assurance."  

 
i am not sure which would bother me more...working for them or using one knowing someone else works for them.   Wink
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« Reply #3 on: Jun 2nd, 2003, 2:56pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
:laff:  *snort*  :laff:
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