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profound wisdoms
« on: Jul 24th, 2003, 10:14am » |
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Well my 500th post should be something profound right? right!
So here are some quotes from Garfield the Cat... 
Never put off till tomorrow what you can eat today
Take life one nap at a time
Anything worth doing is worth overdoing
Reach for the stars...settle for the bucks
If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider
If you don't indulge yourself, nobody will
You can't take it with you, so eat it now
Never go back for seconds. Get it all the first time.
Set your scales back five pounds. On second thought, make it ten.
Vegetables are a must. I recommend carrot cake and pumpkin pie.
Never start a diet cold turkey. (Maybe cold roast beef, cold pizza...).
Try to cut back. Leave the cherry off your hot fudge sundae.
The more you hate to vacuum, the more a cat sheds.
The most comfortable spot for a cat to nap is any spot you were about to occupy.
A cat's courage is equal to the strength of a dog's chain.
You can train a cat, but they'd rather train you.
Cats don't hold grudges; they get even right away.
Cats can hear a can opener from a distance of 12 miles.
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