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dudeguy89
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Crazy thoughts
« on: Dec 20th, 2003, 4:28pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
 
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
 
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
 
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
 
Can you get cornered in a round room?  
 
Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
 
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
 
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
 
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
 
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
 
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?  
 
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
 
Can mute people burp?
 
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
 
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
 
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
 
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
 
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
 
Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?
 
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
 
Why doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?
 
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
 
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
 
If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?
 
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?  
 
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Re: Crazy thoughts
« Reply #1 on: Dec 20th, 2003, 5:12pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
Dude, with #1 and #2, what were you drinkin'?  :laff: :laff:
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Re: Crazy thoughts
« Reply #2 on: Dec 20th, 2003, 6:15pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
on Dec 20th, 2003, 4:28pm, dudeguy89 wrote:
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
 
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
 
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
 
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
 
Can you get cornered in a round room?  
 
Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
 
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
 
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
 
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
 
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
 
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?  
 
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
 
Can mute people burp?
 
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
 
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
 
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
 
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
 
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
 
Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?
 
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
 
Why doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?
 
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
 
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
 
If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?
 
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?  
 

 
Hmmmmmmm,  these are things that I would definitely wonder about. . . . . . Dude, a man of your intelectual depth definitely needs to post in the "Wisdoms" thread! Grin
 
Thanks for exploring some of these important questions dude!    Cheesy
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Re: Crazy thoughts
« Reply #3 on: Dec 20th, 2003, 6:52pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
Cheesy Grin Cheesy
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