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a few differences between men and women
« on: Apr 30^th, 2004, 11:16am »

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MEN AND WOMEN NICKNAMES
If Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Lori, Sue, Katie and Sarah. If Mike, Charlie, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Midget, Plywood and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $ item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from M&S. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

CATS
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears, hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in his house.

WHAT A WOMAN SAYS:
C'mon... This place is a mess. You and I need to clean. Your trousers are on the floor and you'll have no clothes if we don't do the laundry now.
WHAT A MAN HEARS:
C'MON, blah, blah, blah. YOU AND I blah, blah, blah, blah, blah ON the FLOOR blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah NOW.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

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Re: a few differences between men and women
« Reply #1 on: Apr 30^th, 2004, 11:22am »

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*LOL* I love it! Cool

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Re: a few differences between men and women
« Reply #2 on: Apr 30^th, 2004, 11:24am »

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Re: a few differences between men and women
« Reply #3 on: Apr 30^th, 2004, 1:12pm »

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That is TOO perfect!!!

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« Reply #4 on: Apr 30^th, 2004, 1:54pm »

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Please,I totally disagree with this! I do not dress up to read a book!...LOL

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Re: a few differences between men and women
« Reply #5 on: Apr 30^th, 2004, 3:24pm »

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WHAT A MAN HEARS:
C'MON, blah, blah, blah. YOU AND I blah, blah, blah, blah, blah ON the FLOOR blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah NOW.

:laff:

unfortunately, that is somewhat true...

« Last Edit: Apr 30^th, 2004, 3:26pm by shamon »

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Re: a few differences between men and women
« Reply #6 on: May 2^nd, 2004, 1:39pm »

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Totally hilarious!

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Re: a few differences between men and women
« Reply #7 on: May 2^nd, 2004, 7:30pm »

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I'm still laughing!! This is good. Cheesy

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Re: a few differences between men and women
« Reply #8 on: May 2^nd, 2004, 7:38pm »

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azure... i give :yes:

to this.... specailly for the :blahblah:

and the Money part Grin

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Re: a few differences between men and women
« Reply #9 on: May 3^rd, 2004, 6:24am »

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Hmmm, I'm female, but only 15 (16 at the end of August), but I seem to have all of the male characturistics that apply to me.

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« Reply #10 on: May 3^rd, 2004, 10:12am »

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REALLY

? You know what that means don't cha? You'll make a mighty fine WIFE for some lucky dude one day!!!!! Wink

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Re: a few differences between men and women
« Reply #11 on: May 3^rd, 2004, 5:39pm »

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Azure this is hilarious :blah: :blah: :blah: :laff:

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Re: a few differences between men and women
« Reply #12 on: May 3^rd, 2004, 10:40pm »

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on Apr 30^th, 2004, 11:16am, azure wrote:

WHAT A WOMAN SAYS:
C'mon... This place is a mess. You and I need to clean. Your trousers are on the floor and you'll have no clothes if we don't do the laundry now.
WHAT A MAN HEARS:
C'MON, blah, blah, blah. YOU AND I blah, blah, blah, blah, blah ON the FLOOR blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah NOW.

. . . . . . I don't see a problem here. Grin

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« Reply #13 on: May 4^th, 2004, 8:18am »

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« Reply #14 on: May 4^th, 2004, 8:53am »

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