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Pau
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CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE BEER DRINKER
« on: May 18^th, 2004, 4:14am »

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"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel
shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in
the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink
this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be
shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this
beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my
liver." ~ Jack Handy
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~ Frank
Sinatra
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"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time
with his fools." ~ Ernest Hemingway
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~
Henny Youngman
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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~
Stephen Wright
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to
heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" ~ Brian O'Rourke
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the
wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." ~ Dave Barry
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BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!!
~ "Unknown"
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Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a
can!!
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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of
Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the
Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as
fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest
and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
selection
is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health
of
the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest
members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast
as
the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills
brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
cells
first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker
brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's
why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

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Re: CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE BEER DRINKER
« Reply #1 on: May 18^th, 2004, 4:29am »

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I hate beer. I think it has to do with the thousands of kegs I drank in college. Bring over a six pack and it will sit in my fridge for months.

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« Reply #2 on: May 18^th, 2004, 7:38am »

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I'm with you on that one LL!!! WAY too much beer in my youth has left a "bitter" taste in my mouth for it......but champagne.... Roll Eyes

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« Reply #3 on: May 18^th, 2004, 7:41am »

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my great grandpa says you should pour the beer back in the horse

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« Reply #4 on: May 18^th, 2004, 7:44am »

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Ick! Champagne is too bubbly. I only drink that at weddings. I like my green grapes. :grapes:

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« Reply #5 on: May 18^th, 2004, 9:34am »

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My wife is a dark beer fan. I myself cannot stand dark beers. This always makes me think of the Bruce skit from Monty Python...

Bruce1: Say Bruce, How is American beer like making love in a canoe?
Bruce2: I dunno Bruce. How is American beer like making love in a canoe?
Bruce1: It's f$%#ing close to water.

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« Reply #7 on: May 18^th, 2004, 9:42am »

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borad thats great

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I should send you all some Canadian beer... Wink

I love a couple iced cold beer...but in my old age I find that I am a 6-pack away from pretty much anything Shocked

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« Reply #9 on: May 18^th, 2004, 10:42am »

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My wife's folks have property in Kenora on Lake of the Woods. When we head to Canada I always love the beer. It is generally a little stronger than the US version.

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« Reply #10 on: May 18^th, 2004, 10:50am »

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Not much of a beer drinker, enjoy the occasional microbrew. I prefer to support Tennessee products...

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« Reply #11 on: May 18^th, 2004, 11:33am »

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Speaking of JD. When I was in High School my dad got a letter from them. They informed him that he was now an owner in property down there since he was a loyal drinker.

Turns out the property was one square inch. Grin

The next year he got another letter from them asking if they had permission to cross his land to do a coon hunt. Occassionally he will get odd letters like that from them about his real estate investment down there. Cheesy

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« Reply #12 on: May 18^th, 2004, 11:39am »

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Don't forget the "thanks for sending our kids to college" cards. I used to get those cards from Visine (eye drops).

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« Reply #13 on: May 18^th, 2004, 8:00pm »

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well.. for me... i'm just into light beer...i'm trying to avoid having a beer belly.... plus I can only last for upto a max of 4 bottles... and I get dizzy already on my second bottle... Grin

I'm more of a hard drinker... I used to like brandy... Grin

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on May 18^th, 2004, 10:50am, shamon wrote:

Not much of a beer drinker, enjoy the occasional microbrew. I prefer to support Tennessee products...

There ya' go shamon, I'm with you there!

I support those Tennessee boys. . . . . Jack, George, Henry and Jim.

(JACK Daniels, GEORGE Dickel, HENRY McKenna and JIM Beam) Grin

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