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The Two Brooms
« on: Jun 21^st, 2004, 5:04pm »

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Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while
they got to know each other so well, they decided to get
married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom. The other the
groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.

The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.

The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom
leaned over and said to the groom-broom and said "I think I
am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"

"IMPOSSIBLE !! " said the groom broom.

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Are you ready for this!!?

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Brace yourself; this is going to hurt...

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Really bad...

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"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"

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Re: The Two Brooms
« Reply #1 on: Jun 22^nd, 2004, 9:53am »