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Near 50? Over 50? ....or way over 50?
« on: Jun 23^rd, 2004, 12:42pm »

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Near 50, over 50, or WAY over 50

Many of us near 50, over 50, or WAY over 50 are quite confused about how we should present ourselves in public. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to be nice and conform to the fashions that designers in NYC, California, and Paris inflict upon the world.

I've made a sincere study of the situation. I don't want to burst your bubble, but despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and thus should be avoided at all costs:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. In-line skates and a walker

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Re: Near 50? Over 50? ....or way over 50?
« Reply #1 on: Jun 23^rd, 2004, 1:02pm »