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Nobody Believes Old People!
« on: Jun 23rd, 2004, 1:35pm » |
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Nobody believes old people
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Everyone thinks we are senile. An elderly couple who were
> > > > childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old
> > > > neighborhood.
> > > > > > >To celebrate their fiftieth wedding anniversary they walk down
> the
> > > > > street to their old school. There they hold hands as they find
the
> > old
> > > > desk
> > > > > > >they'd shared and where he had carved "I love you, Sally."
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an
> armored
> > > car
> > > > > > > > practically at their feet. She quickly picks it up, but
> they
> > > > don't know what to do with it so they take it home. There, she
counts
> > the
> > > > > money, and it's fifty thousand dollars.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The husband says, "We've got to give it back.: She says,
> > > > "Finders, keepers" and she puts the money back in the bag and hides
it
> > up
> > > in
> > > > > > >their attic.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The next day, two FBI men are going door-to-door in the
> > > > neighborhood looking for the money and show up at their home. They
> > knock
> > > on
> > > > the door and say, "Pardon me, but did either of you find any money
> that
> > > > fell out of an armored truck yesterday?"
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > She says, "No." The husband says, "She's lying. She hid
it
> > up
> > > in
> > > > > the attic." She says, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > But the agents sit the man down and begin to question him.
> > One
> > > > > says, "Tell us the story from the beginning."
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The old man says, "Well, when Sally and I were walking
home
> > from
> > > > > > >school yesterday..."
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The FBI guy looks at his partner and says, "We're outta here."
>
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