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Serene Japanese Computer Messages
« on: Jul 7th, 2004, 5:17pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
Here are 16 actual error messages reportedly seen on the computer  
screens in Japan, where some are written in Haiku. Aren't these  
better than "your computer has performed an illegal operation?"  
 
 
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The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.  
 
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Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.  
 
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Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.  
 
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Windows 98 or NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death.  
No one hears your screams.  
 
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Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.  
 
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Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.  
 
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Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire.  
The network is down.  
 
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A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.  
 
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Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data.  
Guess which has occurred?  
 
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You step in the stream, but the water has moved on.  
This page is not here.  
 
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Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.  
 
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Having been erased, the document you're seeking must now be retyped.  
 
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Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared.  
 
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Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
 
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Re: Serene Japanese Computer Messages
« Reply #1 on: Jul 8th, 2004, 1:09pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
these are very wonderful.   Cool  we should have more of these in our day to day goings on.  thahnk you!  
 
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A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.
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« Reply #2 on: Jul 8th, 2004, 2:24pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
....oh, are they ever so right on.................   How many times have I threatened to throw this lil 'puter out the window.  Undecided  
If my car performed as this 'puter has done in the past,  
I would ride a bicycle Roll Eyes
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