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« on: Jul 14th, 2004, 2:11pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. That's why  
I didn't want to take any chances with this one!
 
I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!
 
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make
Love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine
and  
Skin smooth.
 
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the
pores and makes  
your skin glow.
 
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic
dinner.  
 
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
 
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins  
Into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a
feeling  
Of well being.
 
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active
body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These  
Subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
 
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
 
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva
to wash  
food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay,
preventing plaque build-up.  
 
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the
tension that restricts  
blood vessels in the brain.
 
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine.  
It can help combat asthma and hay fever.  
 
This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in
a room in Palaiseau.
 
It has been sent around the world nine times.
 
Now sex has been sent to you.
 
The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days of receiving this
message, provided you, in turn, send it on.
 
If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of
your life.
 
You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall
off.
 
This is no joke!
 
Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?).
 
Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price.
 
Do not keep this message.
 
This message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours.
 
Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days.  
 
This is true, even if you are not superstitious  
 
 
 
 
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« Reply #1 on: Jul 14th, 2004, 3:20pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify Remove Remove
Tell me you didnt email this to Pilar Luci! lol
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« Reply #2 on: Jul 15th, 2004, 10:23am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
:laff:
 
 
thanks luci
 
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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« Reply #3 on: Jul 15th, 2004, 1:28pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
NoDavid, I promise you, I did not sent this to Pilar, assumming no one in your house needs it :laff:  
:rofl:
 
Pilar :whip:........ :headache: David
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I asked her this morning if she got any emails from you she said no why? I didnt tell her Wink
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« Reply #5 on: Jul 15th, 2004, 1:56pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
:rofl:
 
You are too funny, and remind me of an Italian movie with  
Sophia Loren/Marcello Mastroani movie I saw years ago.  
She sold cigaretts, which were illegal and HADto stay pregnant to keep out of jail.  I'll never forget how funny he was coming down a hill with a crate of oranges and was so weak he could hardly walk and oranges went everywhere .  Maybe I'll think of the title. :laff:
David, stay away fro orange crates  Undecided
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