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Three Blondes in Mexco
« on: Jul 16th, 2004, 4:21pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
> Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate
 
> college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to
 
> find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none
 
> of them can remember what they did the night before.
 
>
 
> The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and
 
> is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated
 
> from Brigham Young University, and believe in the almighty
 
> power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."
 
>
 
> They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately prostrate
 
> themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
 
>
 
> The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last
 
> words, "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I
 
> believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."
 
>
 
> They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they
 
> all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and
 
> release her.
 
>
 
> The last one, a blond, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the
 
> Univ. of Alabama and just graduated with a degree in Electrical
 
> Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna
 
> electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
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Re: Three Blondes in Mexco
« Reply #1 on: Jul 16th, 2004, 8:04pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
*LOL*  wow
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« Reply #2 on: Jul 18th, 2004, 3:54am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
Blondes give me a bad name Sad
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That's why we have to keep foolin' 'em AE
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