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Grandparents!
« on: Jul 21st, 2004, 7:59pm » |
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Sunday Morning Sex
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> Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
> went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old
grandmother
> and comfort her.
>
> When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He
> had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
>
> Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years
old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
>
> "Oh, no, my dear," replied granny. Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church
bells
would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm.
>
> Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and
> out on the Dong."
>
> She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "and if the darned ice
> cream truck hadn't come along; he'd still be alive today."
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