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Lakelady's Prayer, TEE HEE!
« on: Jul 21st, 2004, 10:37pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify

Lakelady's Prayer! (Am I Forgiven? :yesSmiley  :laff:
 
 
 
Before I lay me down to sleep,
 
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
 
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
 
One who loves to listen long.
 
One who thinks before he speaks.
 
Says he'll call, and won't wait weeks.
 
I pray that he is gainfully employed.
 
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
 
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
 
Massages my back and begs to do more.
 
Oh, send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
 
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
 
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
 
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
 
Amen.
 
 
 
 
 
ALL  Men Pray For the following :
 
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a boat.
 
Amen
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Re: Lakelady's Prayer, TEE HEE!
« Reply #1 on: Jul 21st, 2004, 11:21pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
who is rich!!!
 
too funny!!!
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Re: Lakelady's Prayer, TEE HEE!
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If all other criteria are present, . . . . . . the huge boobs are negotiable.  Grin
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Re: Lakelady's Prayer, TEE HEE!
« Reply #3 on: Jul 22nd, 2004, 8:09am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
OMG luci that is HYSTERICAL!  
 
 :rofl:   :rofl:  :rofl:
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