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New Wal Mart Wine!
« on: Jul 23rd, 2004, 8:08am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item: Walmart's own brand of wine.
 The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in  the $2-5 range.
While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Walmart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is important."
So, here we go:
 
The top 13 suggested names for Walmart Wine:
13. Chateau Traileur Parc
 
12. White Trashfindel
 
11. Big Red Gulp
 
10. Grape Expectations
 
9. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"
 
8. NASCARbernet
 
7. Chef Boyardeaux
 
6. Peanut Noir
 
5. Chateau des Moines
 
4. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
 
3. World Championship Riesling
 
2. Sams Shiraz
 
And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine ...
 
1. Nasti Spumante
 
 
 The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with both white meat (Possum) and red meat (squirrel).  Make sure to vote on you favorite name at a Wal-Mart near you...
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« Reply #1 on: Jul 23rd, 2004, 8:12am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify Remove Remove
Wal Mart wine HMMMMMMMM doesnt sound good to me lol but then I dont drink anymore so dosnt matter anyhow.
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Re: New Wal Mart Wine!
« Reply #2 on: Jul 23rd, 2004, 8:57am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
:laff::laff::laff:
 
Where do you come up with these LL?
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« Reply #3 on: Jul 23rd, 2004, 9:13am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
I got it in an email this morning and was actually excited reading it, until I got to the names and saw it was a joke.    Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: Jul 23rd, 2004, 9:20am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
Fooled me too, but then I'm on my first cup of coffee.  However send over a bottle of that nasti spumante Lips Sealed
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« Reply #5 on: Jul 23rd, 2004, 9:38am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
LOL, I was fooled as well.  BTW, the last time I was in a Supercenter in Beaumont, they had some of the Australian wines Bumper had tasted and liked.
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« Reply #6 on: Jul 23rd, 2004, 3:59pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
a bottle of cabernet sweatshop perhaps?  Wink
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