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Airman Jones
« on: Aug 2nd, 2004, 5:19pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised  
new
recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI
insurance.
 
It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had
almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened
before.
 
Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room
and listened to Jones's sales pitch.
 
Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits,
and then said: "If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are
killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries.  If
you don't have GI insurance, and you go into battle and get killed, the
government only has to pay a maximum of $6000."
 
"Now," he concluded, "which bunch do you think they are going to send
into battle first?"
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« Reply #2 on: Aug 3rd, 2004, 11:25am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
He did think!
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« Reply #3 on: Aug 3rd, 2004, 1:14pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
haha i like that one Smiley Cool
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