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Somebody Will Love This Joke!
« on: Aug 13th, 2004, 10:13am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify

 
There were three guys standing in line to get into heaven. Just as they were about to enter, St. Peter stops them and tells them they have room for only one more person, so the one who died the worst death may enter.
 
 
 
St. Peter starts off with the first guy and his reply was: "I always had a suspicion that my wife was having an affair so I came home early one day to find that there was nobody but her. That is until I peered over the balcony to find a man hanging from the ledge in his boxers. I got so upset that I started stomping on his hands but he wouldn't let go. I got a hammer and started pounding on his fingers, but he wouldn't let go. Then finally I went inside and grabbed the fridge and dropped it on top of him. After I looked down to see that he was crushed to death, I felt so bad that I took a shotgun and killed myself."
 
St Peter says, "that's pretty bad," and asks the second guy how he died.
 
The second guy said, "I was getting ready for my workout in the afternoon and I always do my aerobic videos in my boxers. Today I somehow slipped and fell off my balcony. Luckily, there was the balcony on the floor below so I held on to the rail. As I was calling for help some lunatic started yelling at me and started stomping on my fingers. He brought out a hammer and started pounding on my fingers, then he quit and went back inside. When I thought he was gone I started pulling myself up from the ledge and all I could see was a huge refrigerator falling on top of me and I fell with it 10 flights below, and now I'm here."
 
St. Peter thinks to himself, 'that's pretty bad..'
 
The third guy was Bill Clinton!
St. Peter was surprised and said, 'Well Bill, what happened to you?" Bill says, "Well, you won't believe it. Picture this, I'm naked inside a refrigerator..."
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Re: Somebody Will Love This Joke!
« Reply #1 on: Aug 13th, 2004, 1:44pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
Roll Eyes I've read this somewhere, and it wasn't Bill Clinton in the fridge.
 
It's still funny though...  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: Aug 13th, 2004, 5:20pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
Well, we never know where he might turn up, do we? Grin
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