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luci
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For The Guys!
« on: Sep 18^th, 2004, 10:31am »

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Ok, I've read all the posts in the sexiest human thread and your replies, and responses to the babes in the Survivor threads and now I want to share with you a little story called :

"The Tale Of The Monkey"

Once upon a time a little monkey wandered out of the jungle and stopped near the railroad track, not realizing his tail was laying on the track. He heard the train whistle and before he could move, the train cut off the end of his tail. He quickly turned to see what had happened to him and the train cut off his head!
End of story..............................

but, there is a moral to the story:

REMEMBER>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Never loose your Head over a little piece of tail!

This is just a little story for you to remember when you see these "Hot Babes"! I told this story to my son and his friends and each weekend when he would start to leave the house. I would always say,

"Remember The Monkey"

We both always had a good laugh, but it did keep the story in his mind and what I meant without going into detail about girls and the problems that could arise
[no pun intended]

You think it is a silly story? It is! ...but it does have a very valid point! If you always remember this story, it might keep you out of trouble with the ladies!

"A Question To Yourself To Remember"
When you have a date with a "hot babe" keep in mind that if it all goes wrong, can I accept the responsibility that goes with it for the next 18 years?

« Last Edit: Sep 18^th, 2004, 10:39am by luci »

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« Reply #1 on: Sep 18^th, 2004, 3:12pm »

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"Never loose your Head over a little piece of tail!"

Of course the monkey would react, it was connected to his body! Grin

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« Reply #2 on: Sep 18^th, 2004, 3:30pm »

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hahaha, I do hope you got a bit more from the story Grin

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« Reply #3 on: Sep 18^th, 2004, 4:17pm »

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Thanks luci!

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« Reply #4 on: Sep 20^th, 2004, 1:05pm »

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that makes me sad!!! poor monkey! but i still like tail

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« Reply #5 on: Sep 20^th, 2004, 1:15pm »

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Oh Man, are you guys missing the point Roll Eyes

or just messin' with me Grin

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« Reply #6 on: Sep 20^th, 2004, 1:19pm »

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Think its the messing part Luci

Some tail is worth giving some head for.... thats my point?

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« Reply #7 on: Sep 20^th, 2004, 3:30pm »

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I'm only trying to make a point here Undecided

, and even though ya'll are teasing with me, I do think you get the point! Grin

Puff, to the woodshed with ya Grin

OK, I give up and shut up Lips Sealed

P.S. Modified to say, "Puff, go to the woodshed, you're in BIG trouble, like in the old days when that was done and the razor strap applied Shocked

, like hasn't happened to many here, obviously Roll Eyes

...nor me

« Last Edit: Sep 20^th, 2004, 3:52pm by luci »

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« Reply #8 on: Sep 20^th, 2004, 4:09pm »

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Owww,

now your wanting to take a strap to me?

Owwwwwwwww

take the razors out first, then we'll talk

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« Reply #9 on: Sep 20^th, 2004, 4:12pm »

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LOL! luci and puff ....... to your respective corners!

and make sure that your each alone :laff:

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« Reply #10 on: Sep 20^th, 2004, 4:14pm »

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Awwwwwww,

I was having FUN

okay then, not strapping..... no loosing heads.... and no tail cutting

could be painfull anyways.... the cutting part .... ouch

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« Reply #11 on: Sep 20^th, 2004, 4:27pm »

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Oh Ya'll, I'm about to fall off this kitchen stool, I'm laughing so hard Grin

Puff, forget it, you're safe today Undecided

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« Reply #12 on: Sep 20^th, 2004, 4:37pm »

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Whew, I knew you ladies were tough, but this was just gonna start to get weird? kiddin Grin

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« Reply #13 on: Sep 20^th, 2004, 4:55pm »

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luci is not a prude... I have that pounded into my head....

give and take people, give and take...

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« Reply #14 on: Sep 21^st, 2004, 1:02pm »

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thats just kinky straps and razors ...

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