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luci
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Evening Classes for Men Only ! Ladies read!
« on: Oct 1^st, 2004, 2:19pm »

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Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course at Cal U Southpointe will accept a maximum of eight participants each. Sign up early and get a discount on registration.

_____ 1. HOW TO FILL ICE-CUBE TRAYS. Step by step with slide presentation.

____ 2. TOILET PAPER: DOES IT GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion.

____ 3. DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY BASKET AND THE FLOOR. Practicing with hamper. Pictures and graphics.

____ 4. THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: DO THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate among panel of experts.

____ 5. LOSS OF VIRILITY: LOSING THE REMOTE CONTROL TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER. Help line and support groups.

___ 6. LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING. Open forum.

____ 7. HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH. PowerPoint presentation.

____ 8. REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST. Real-life testimonial from the one man who did.

____ 9. IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? Driving simulation.

____ 10. LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR WIFE. Online class and role-playing.

____ 11. HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

____ 12. REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE. Bring your calendar or PDA to class.

____ 13. GETTING OVER IT: LEARNING TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME. Individual counselors available.
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NOTE* I did not say I agree with all, ladies do you?

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« Reply #1 on: Oct 1^st, 2004, 3:21pm »

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Can't wait for Bumper's rebuttal.

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« Reply #2 on: Oct 1^st, 2004, 4:16pm »

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Luci, that is hilarious! :laff:

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« Reply #3 on: Oct 2^nd, 2004, 1:21pm »

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My husband is #5 & #9! He gets antsy in the car by the time I back from the garage.
The WUSS Roll Eyes

I'm a good driver Grin

...and have no clue why he gets so nervous with me driving Undecided

« Last Edit: Oct 2^nd, 2004, 1:22pm by luci »

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« Reply #4 on: Oct 2^nd, 2004, 1:27pm »

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I'm afraid one or two of these may apply to me and not the hubby. Grin

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« Reply #5 on: Oct 5^th, 2004, 1:14pm »

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8 and 13 are wrong Roll Eyes

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« Reply #6 on: Oct 5^th, 2004, 7:57pm »

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yup.. I don't agree with number 8 either.... Cheesy

I'd always look to available maps or look for guards or someone who might be familiar to the place when I begin to feel lost....

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« Reply #7 on: Oct 6^th, 2004, 12:59pm »

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good some "Guys" agree with me

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« Reply #8 on: Oct 8^th, 2004, 2:09am »

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on Oct 1^st, 2004, 2:19pm, luci wrote:

Bumper's Rebutal:

1. Ice comes in plastic bags down at the corner store. It's a buck and change and the empty plastic bag will hold the empties. Therefore, there is NO NEED for a Manly Man to fill ice trays.

2. Toilet Paper is also down at that corner store . . . and multiple rolls can be bought at one time. Manly Men keep multiple rolls around because NO job is complete without judicious attention to the paperwork. AND since I pushed the thirty-seven different and various feminine hygiene products off of the back of the toilet tank, there's plenty of room for the paper, so there's no need to worry about that dinky holder!

3. Course was cancelled. There was no need for the course once it was decided to remove the clothes hamper lid and replace it with a basketball goal. The classroom is now being used for the 'Advanced Nitpicking for Wives' Seminar sessions.

4. This course was cancelled also. They needed the room for overflow for the above class.

5. Manly Men do not "lose" a remote. If this DOES occur, it is considered a theft! Charges may be filed.

6. There is no need for this "forum". I simply do not see a problem here. Whoever thought of this "forum" obiviously doesn't have a real grasp with reality. I seriously doubt any house has ever been turned UPSIDE DOWN by a Manly Man. This was obiviously thought up by some graduate of the Nitpicking Seminar.

7. This is just a selfish ploy. Obiviously this woman hasn't priced flowers from a Florist lately. You want flowers? I'll buy you seeds. Grin

How about a nice dinner out . . . something we both can enjoy!

8. ONE guy asks for directions and now all womankind wants him to teach a frigging class!! The wimp was probably asking how to get to the corner store to buy toilet paper and ice cube trays for his shrew of a wife! Grin

9. This class has been cancelled and replaced with "Parking by the Braille Method for Women"

10. Again, NO need for this class. Manly Men are very aware of the differences between their Mothers and their Wives. You only have ONE Mother while sometimes we Manly Men must go thru more than one wife before finding an agreeable one. Wink

11. Once again, NO need for this class! Manly Men are acutely aware that women really don't WANT us a perfect shopping companions. All they really want is transportation to the Mall, a shopping bankroll, and someone to carry the damn stuff after they buy.

12. This could be a coed class. I'll remember birthdays, etc. if she starts remembering the dates for the opening of hunting/fishing season, dates and times of all major football bowl games, the entire NASCAR schedule, phone numbers and rates of the top ten golf courses in the area, and . . . . . . . . well, you get the picture. Wink

13. This should be divided into TWO courses. "Learning to live with being wrong all the time" can be put on a cassette tape. I'm sure any of the female grads of the "Nitpicking" Course could record it. Then we men could just pop that cassette in the car stereo and ignore it every time we drove down to the corner store for ice and toilet paper. Grin

The other half of that course, "Getting Over It", well I really think that this course should be more for the women rather than the men. Grin

How about that Pocket? How'd I do? Wink

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« Reply #9 on: Oct 8^th, 2004, 9:31am »

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We knew you would come up with something different, but I didn't say RIGHT Grin

.....and I'll thank you to know that I KNOW when hunting season starts, ALL of them!
TOP TEN GOLF COURSES: Of course, Roll Eyes

....and when the important Bowl Games are, and I have the entire NASCAR schedule at my disposal. So there :nana:

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« Reply #10 on: Oct 11^th, 2004, 4:00pm »

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you are one of the few luci

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« Reply #11 on: Oct 11^th, 2004, 5:41pm »

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Tal E Ho, you still posting on this thread Huh

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