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friedgreentomato
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The Centipede
« on: Nov 26^th, 2004, 12:02pm »

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There was this guy who was lonely, and decided life
would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the
pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy
an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally
bought a centipede, which came in a little white box
to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good location
for the box, and decided he would start off by taking
his new pet to the bar to have a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you
like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?"
But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes
and then asked him again, "How about going to the
bar and having a drink with me?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend
and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the
situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this
time putting his face up against the centipede's house
and shouting, "HEY, IN THERE! WOULD YOU LIKE
TO GO TO FRANK'S PLACE AND HAVE A DRINK
WITH ME?"

A little voice came out of the box:
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes."

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