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The Naked Cowboy
« on: Dec 2nd, 2004, 6:30pm »
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I thought this warranted its own thread. After all, he IS the Naked Cowboy.  
 
If you don't know who he is then go google him up. Or better yet, go to nakedcowboy.com. But I will at least provide a pic.  
 

 
The story goes like this...
 
One of our executive assistants is turning 50 tomorrow. We are having a surprise breakfast party for her tomorrow at 8:00 am. She does not watch TV. However she somehow saw and learned of NC and and was mesmerized. Now, you have to know Marquita. She is THE most prim and proper gal. Been married to her childhood sweetheart forever. Apparently this is her "bad boy" fixation. Even her husband can't understand it.  
 
So my supervisor, Gwen had an idea. She and I are so much alike. We'll do anything to get what we want. A few weeks ago, she emailed the head of his fan club requesting a phone call to Marquita during her party. Emails were exchanged and finally Gwen was given his cell phone number. So she calls him up. Now this is one gal who has the WORST southern accent I have ever encountered yet she is extremely intelligent. She gets hunkie on the phone and explains the situation. We really want you to call in and sing happy birthday and blow her mind. She says "What should I call you? Mr. Cowboy?" And he says "Nekkid will be fine". They proceed to have this lengthy conversation while I roll in the floor. He even decides he will send her a pair of his NC underwear!  
 
So tomorrow the party should be a hoot. I'll let ya'll know how she reacts.
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Re: The Naked Cowboy
« Reply #1 on: Dec 2nd, 2004, 6:59pm »
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LOL!
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« Reply #2 on: Dec 2nd, 2004, 10:29pm »
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LL, you don't have to tell me twice you'll do anything to get what you want Grin
 
.....and YES, we do know who the "Nekkid Cowboy" is!  
Hey, everyone needs a gimmick Wink
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 3rd, 2004, 7:38am »
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The pic doesn't show up
 
I will go to this website LL, but I am trusting you on this one....I am at school and if that cowboy is naked there will be questions!!
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« Reply #4 on: Dec 3rd, 2004, 7:39am »
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Oh N/M there's the pic
 
He's not even that attractive..but to each their own
 
he's almost naked
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« Reply #5 on: Dec 3rd, 2004, 10:21am »
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And he can't sing either.    :laff:
 
Marquita didn't realize it was him and came very close to saying something about his being off-key.    Shocked
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« Reply #6 on: Dec 3rd, 2004, 1:40pm »
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I have seen him and spoken to him
 
I saw him several times in New York City, even got his beeper number and he actually called back, it was too funny
 
He is a funny guy, not the we ever talked intimately or anything, lol
 
Hope it works and that the party is a blast
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« Reply #7 on: Dec 3rd, 2004, 1:41pm »
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I didn't realise he wasn't attractive--I was looking at his thighs Wink
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« Reply #8 on: Dec 4th, 2004, 4:09pm »
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I went to NYC two years ago...and I met him.  He really can't sing, but he's really, really entertaining!
 
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