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Envy my wife?
« on: Jan 17^th, 2005, 7:16pm »

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A man was sick and tired of going to work every
day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what she went
through so he prayed: "Dear Lord:
I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while
my wife merely stays at home. I want
Her to know what I go through, so please allow
her body to switch with mine
for a day. Amen. God, in his infinite wisdom,
granted the man's wish. The
next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a
woman. He arose, cooked
breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set
out their school clothes, fed
them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove
them to school, came home and
picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners
and stopped at the bank
to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then
drove home to put away the
groceries, paid the bills and balanced the e
check book. He cleaned the
cat's litter box and

Bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and
he hurried to make the beds,
do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and
mop the kitchen floor. Ran to
the school to pick up the kids and got into an
argument with them on the way
home. Set out milk and cookies and got the
kids organized to do their
homework, then set up the ironing board and
watched TV while he did the
ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and
washing vegetables for salad,
breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh
beans for supper. After supper, he
cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
laundry, bathed the kids,
and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted
and, though his daily chores
weren't finished, he went to bed where he was
expected to make love which he
managed to get through without complaint. The
next morning, he awoke and
immediately knelt by the bed and said, "Lord, I
don't know what I was!
Thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being
able to stay home all day.
Please, oh please, let us trade back." The Lord,
in his infinite wisdom,
replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your
lesson and I will be happy to
change things back to the way they were. You'll
just
have to wait nine months, though. You got
pregnant last night."

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