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« on: Jan 24th, 2005, 4:11pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify

Did I read that sign right?  
 
 
 
In an office:
 
TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW  
 
 
 
In a Laundromat:  
 
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT  
 
 
 
In a London department store:  
 
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS  
 
 
 
In an office:  
 
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN  
 
 
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In an office:  
 
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD  
 
 
 
Outside a s! econdha nd shop:  
 
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?  
 
 
 
Notice in health food shop window:  
 
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS  
 
 
 
Spotted in a safari park:  
 
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR  
 
 
 
Seen during a conference:  
 
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR  
 
 
 
Notice in a farmer's field:  
 
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.  
 
 
On a repair shop door:  
 
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING! . (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)  
 
 
 
! Now that you've smiled at least onc e, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle).  We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling.
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« Reply #1 on: Jan 24th, 2005, 4:15pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
another sign seen
 
" due to unforseen circumstances Rhonda the clairvoyant is unavailable for readings today"
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« Reply #2 on: Jan 24th, 2005, 9:13pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
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« Reply #4 on: Jan 25th, 2005, 9:35am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
:laff: Thanks luci!
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