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A laugh for the ladies
« on: Jan 26th, 2005, 10:20am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
I am Woman, I am Invinvible, I am pooped!
 
 
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men
 
 
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood ( oscar wilde)
 
 
old age aint no place for sissies ( bette davis)
 
as long as you know that most men are like children.....you know everything! ( coco chanel)
 
Can you imagine a world without men.....no crime and lots of happy fat women ( marion smith)
 
I try to take one day at a time but sometimes several days attack me at once!
 
My second favourite household chore is ironing......my first being...hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint ( Erma Bombeck)
 
Proof that Jesus was a woman * Jesus managed to feed a crowd at a moments notice even though there was no food. * Jesus kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't "get it"
* And even after he was dead he still had to get up because there was still more work to be done!
 
 
 
If you love something set it free, if it comes back it's yours, if it doesn't, it never was. But if it just sits there in your living room, messes up your things, eats your food, uses your phone, takes your money and doesn't appear to realise that you have set it free......you either married it or gave birth to it!
 
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Re: A laugh for the ladies
« Reply #1 on: Jan 26th, 2005, 10:41am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
:laff:  Everyone one of those messages is PRICELESS!!!
 
Thanks for sharing them!
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« Reply #2 on: Jan 26th, 2005, 11:06am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
Cool ........so true, so true, but aren't you happy to have them Grin Cool
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