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A Joke for Lakelady!
« on: Jan 30th, 2005, 2:21pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
A salesman named Bumper, was attending a golfing convention in Alabama around Christmas-time, and on his way to the convention hall each morning from his motel he passed a small book store.  In front  of the book store was a nativity scene. with the three wise men that were wearing fireman's hats. All week the salesman named Bumper was puzzled by this!  
On his final day in town he decided to stop and ask about the fireman's hats.  
He asked the store clerk, Lakelady,  what's with the hats on the wise men? She reaches under the counter pulls out an old beat up Bible, opens it and pointed to a place on the page and said,  "You durn Yankees don't know yore Bible, right here it says "Three  wise men come from a far!"  
 
 
 
 :laff:  Lakelady, I know you are  :sleeping: due to the cold weather and being iced inside for the weekend!
Oh My!  Now she'll be after me Roll Eyes
 
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Re: A Joke for Lakelady!
« Reply #1 on: Jan 30th, 2005, 2:30pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
LMAO!
 
That'll teach them darn yankees to mess with me!  
 
Nope, I'm here lucille.  No more ice.  Today is much better than yesterday.  No TV or internet makes for a very ill and ornery lakelady.  
Once I got power back, the cable was still out.  So I went and rented some movies. Got back and found out since those idiots installed my DVR, the dang VCR won't come on.  I was livid.  So I started a new book and that calmed my nerves some.  
Today all is well.   Grin
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« Reply #2 on: Jan 30th, 2005, 2:37pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
LL, did you turn the POWER back ON the VCR?  It has to be on for all of it to work Roll Eyes
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« Reply #3 on: Jan 30th, 2005, 2:45pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
Girl PLEASE.  I pressed the power button on the VCR and it won't come on.  I pressed the power button on the remote for the VCR and it won't come on.  I checked to be sure it is plugged in. It is.  
 
I called the cable helpline and asked for help.  The lady asked if it was plugged in. I said YES!  She suggested I find the plug and try another outlet.  I almost told her to kiss my arse.  There is not another plug near it to try.  I suggested she send the two idiots back over who messed with it on Thursday.  It went downhill from there.   Cheesy
 
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« Reply #4 on: Jan 30th, 2005, 2:54pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
I have come to believe something is not plugged in correctly
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« Reply #5 on: Jan 30th, 2005, 3:05pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
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I have come to believe something is not plugged in correctly

 
The understatement of the year.    Roll Eyes
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« Reply #6 on: Jan 30th, 2005, 3:21pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
ooops, I posted a reply to you, LL, in the BRRRR thread!
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« Reply #7 on: Jan 30th, 2005, 6:29pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
:laff: :rofl:
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Re: A Joke for Lakelady!
« Reply #8 on: Jan 31st, 2005, 10:37am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
Well, you ladies go on chatting. I'll just sit here and watch you and laugh. :laff:
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« Reply #9 on: Jan 31st, 2005, 10:39am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
Go ahead, everyone else does Grin
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« Reply #10 on: Jan 31st, 2005, 12:22pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
LL, when are the men from Deliverance coming back to "FIX" your cable?
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« Reply #11 on: Jan 31st, 2005, 12:56pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
You mean FIX my VCR?  As soon as I call the little monsters.  Of course, I will have to give them a two-hour window and go home to wait for them.  Why is it ALWAYS something?   Undecided
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Re: A Joke for Lakelady!
« Reply #12 on: Jan 31st, 2005, 1:50pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
A two hour window? For me it always seems to be "sometime between 8 and 2"
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« Reply #13 on: Jan 31st, 2005, 2:15pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
Do you think they can learn to read in two hours Huh
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Re: A Joke for Lakelady!
« Reply #14 on: Jan 31st, 2005, 4:26pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
Did ou check the fuses or circuit breakersHuh  Or any reset switches on the electronics themselvesHuh
Just checking!  Smiley
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