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Things that you want to say to your Boss but you c
« on: Feb 2^nd, 2005, 7:50pm »

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Things that you want to say to your Boss but you can't
(translated from Filipino)

1. What!? Only that you can't do? And YOU want me to do that?Yan

2. Hellooo! Just do that so that you won't forget how to think.

3. Sir, will you just listen to me!? OK?!

4. Please, I'm busy! I'll handle that later.

5. Prepare your own presentation!

6. If challenges are more important than financial rewards, then why don't you just trade in your salary for my challenges?

7. Please decide which of your 10 orders is really urgent!

8. I'm absent today. Uhmmm, I just don't want to see you...

9. Can I have an all expense paid vacation? Please, I'm just very tired.

10. Sir, buy me a cigarette. Please! You can keep the change.

11. I'm going home. Take care of the office..

12. Sir, can my salary be raised?! My work is very hard, dealing with you!

13. Take a diet! You look like a whale.

14. Why is it that if we are not doing anything you reprimand us? But if it is you, it's ok?

15. Do you think your good? There's no one else around so they put you on your position!

16. Ma'am, you are really kind. May the Lord take you (now).

17. And it is with utmost sincerity that I wish you the best of luck spending the rest of your afterlife rotting in hell at Satan's side where you belong.

18. If you really went to a client call, where's you service report!

19. Please answer your telephone. A little exercise won't hurt.

20. Ok, I'll do this. But first, bring me some coffee.

21. Shut up when I'm talking to you!

22. It's you who have been granted a company car and you want me to go to the meeting? Are you insane!??

23. What?!! You don't know how print? Your laptop is such a waste.

24. Sir, tell me, your just flirting with the client, you're not just selling our goods.

25. Your plastic surgery is good, really stretched! The more you're being a laughing stock.

26. If you really think it's that important, then do it yourself.

27. Sir, let's exchange salaries!

28. I think your job is really nice? Come to think of it, you just give orders all the time, and you have a big salary!

29. Would you like to work for a change?

30. Do my work over the weekend Huh

! And why!? Who are you to command me?

31. It's due today? Then you do it!

32. Can't you see I'm goddamn busy?

33. If you need me, talk to me tomorrow. I have a date tonight.

34. Ow!! Undecided

Simple editing you can't do! Just do it so we can save time.

35. Sir, I don't feel like coming to office today. I'll just surf the net and play computer games at home, and there's no company expense.

36! . Gotcha! You're just watching VCD (movie) too huh!

37. Sir, all that you need is there. All you need to do is just take a closer look at them!

38. Tsk tsk tsk, that's what I'm telling you. And you don't want to listen to me.

39. Can I have your position instead?

40. I've been wondering how you landed on that position.

41. Oh my, in the multitude of bosses around, why have I been assigned to you!

42. Just read your email messages first before telling me that I haven't done what you told me.

43. I'm going to resign. I can't take YOU anymore.

44. Inday (Filipino common name for a maid) is not my name, so don't give me orders.

45. MS Outlook Inbox is not a bottomless pit. Your PC will really hang if you don't delete emails!

46. Did you just promoted your other woman?

47. Aah, sir, you have a crush on me? Seriously? 'Coz your just always giving me orders.

48. Why do you keep on doing this to me?

49. Boss, VCD or, bold! (bargain sale style)

50. Daddy, it's Monday. Where's my allowance!?

51. I'll just do what you ordered tomorrow, ok? I'm just going to play Counter Strike.

52. Will you stop bugging me?

53. Is this in my job description?

54. If I do what you tell me to, will this change the world?

55. I'm not sure if it's your good looks, your family connection or your charming disposition the reason you're in your position. But I'm definitely sure it has nothing to do with your intellect.

56. It's okay for you to be absent. It does not really matter. We can even have our lunch on time.

57. You're over-acting. You just complicate simple problems so it will look as if you know something. (sounds a lot like my previous boss)

58. You're just insecure. 'Coz, deep down you know you don't deserve to be the boss of someone whose brilliance you can only dream of!

59. Oh sir, not all people are as dumb as you.

60. It's my right to go home at 5pm, I'm only paid for 8hrs! It's also my right to be absent! And it's my right to make most of my 1hour break!

61. Ma'am, please don't speak English anymore. It makes you more sound stupid.

62. Sir!? Will you always request a blow job from me!!?? (In a really loud voice) (secretary-boss relationship Lips Sealed

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63. From the tone of your words it's like that you understand what we are discussing about.

64. I hope I can evaluate you, right? I'm sure you'll always have a failing mark from me.

65. For whatever fault I did, it's also your fault. 'Coz your my boss.

66. Please clean your table.

67. Hey! You, Come over here and help me!

68. What planet are you from and you don't know this?

69. And what will I benefit if I do this?

70. I'm sleepy. I'll sleep for a while, ok?

71. Why do you speak like that? Are you possessed?

72. Sir, please absent yourself from time to time. The office is happy when you're not around.

73. Don't meddle with our affairs!

74. When will you be replaced as our boss?

75. Aha!!! Sir why are you playing games!? That's prohibited!

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Re: Things that you want to say to your Boss but y
« Reply #1 on: Feb 2^nd, 2005, 8:30pm »

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13. Take a diet! You look like a whale.
19. Please answer your telephone. A little exercise won't hurt.
71. Why do you speak like that? Are you possessed?

Pau, where do you get all these things from anyway? Cheesy

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Re: Things that you want to say to your Boss but y
« Reply #2 on: Feb 2^nd, 2005, 8:48pm »

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well I got them from my boss-abused friends.. hehehe... :laff:

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Re: Things that you want to say to your Boss but y
« Reply #3 on: Feb 3^rd, 2005, 11:42am »

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36! . Gotcha! You're just watching VCD (movie) too huh!

I know this from personal experience.

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Re: Things that you want to say to your Boss but y
« Reply #4 on: Feb 3^rd, 2005, 2:08pm »

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We think one of our relatives may have said some of these things when resigning form the high paying stressful position that she/he had been covering for her boss's rear for a long time.
Oh MY! Now what will boss do when screw ups aren't covered! :sweatdrop:

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Re: Things that you want to say to your Boss but y
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Re: Things that you want to say to your Boss but y
« Reply #6 on: Feb 3^rd, 2005, 5:54pm »

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Sounds all too familiar! Cool

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