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Ever Wonder WHY?
« on: Feb 8^th, 2005, 6:10pm »

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Why?

If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try
doing it like your wife told you to?

Why do people constantly return to the
refrigerator with the hopes that something new to
eat will have materialized?

Does a clean house indicate that there is a
broken computer in it?

Why is it that no matter what color of bubble
bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?

On electric toasters, why do they engrave the
message 'one slice'? How many pieces of bread do
they think people are really gonna try to stuff
in that slot?

Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open
from the end you first try?

How do those dead bugs get into closed light
fixtures?

Considering all the lint you get in your dryer,
if you kept drying your clothes would they
eventually just disappear?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams
our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes
for doing so, why do we say 'It's all right'? It
isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt,
you stupid jerk!!"?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch
something that's falling off the table you always
manage to knock something else over?

Is it true that the only difference between a
yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the
road the stuff is placed?

In winter, why do we try to keep the house as
warm as it was in summer when we complained about
the heat?

Why do women always ask questions that have no
right answers?

Why do old men wear their pants higher than
younger men?

Why is it that inside every older person is a
younger person wondering what the heck happened?

If diamonds are a girl's best friend and a dog is
man's best friend, who really is the dumber sex?

Why are the needy only thought of during the
holidays? Aren't they just as needy throughout
the rest of the year?

Why is it that men can react to broken bones as
'just a sprain' and deep wounds as 'just a
scratch,' but when they get the sniffles they are
'deathly ill 'with the flu' and have to be in
bed for weeks?

How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?

Why do men forget everything and women remember
everything?

Do Chinese people get hungry an hour after they
eat American food?

Shouldn't all married men forget their mistakes?
After all, there's no sense in two people
remembering the same things, right?

Is the real reason women live longer than men
because they don't have to live with women?

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