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Rather disgusting facts *enter at own risk*
« on: Feb 18th, 2005, 11:55pm »
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1) During an hour's swimming at the public  
swimming complex, you will ingest 1/12 litre of  
urine.
 
2) In an average day, your hands will have come  
into indirect contact with 15 penises [touching door handles etc.]
 
3) An average person's yearly fast food intake will  
contain 12 pubic hairs.
 
4) In a year, you would have swallowed 14 insects --
while you slept!
 
5) Annually, you will shake hands will 11 women  
who have recently masturbated and failed to wash  
their hands.
 
6) Annually, you will shake hands will 6 men who  
have recently masturbated and failed to wash their  
hands.
 
7) In your lifetime, 22 workmen will have examined  
the contents of your dirty linen basket.
 
Cool At an average wedding reception, you will have a  
1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the  
guests.
 
9) Daily, you will breathe in 1 litre of other peoples'  
anal gases.
 
HAVE A NICE DAY!!!
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Re: Rather disgusting facts *enter at own risk*
« Reply #1 on: Feb 19th, 2005, 12:02am »
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Well that was special....Yummy...  Shocked  Shocked  Shocked
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« Reply #2 on: Feb 19th, 2005, 2:06am »
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:rofl:
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« Reply #3 on: Feb 19th, 2005, 2:37am »
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I will never eat, swim or shake hands again!
 
 
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« Reply #4 on: Feb 19th, 2005, 7:47am »
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I am with you on the shaking hands part Bec...
 
 
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Re: Rather disgusting facts *enter at own risk*
« Reply #5 on: Feb 19th, 2005, 9:14am »
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I entered. I risked it. I faint. :faint:
 
 
 
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« Reply #6 on: Feb 19th, 2005, 10:43am »
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I've just now read this to my husband.  His comment was,  
"Thanks, I needed that and I sure hope it isn't an indication of how this day goes"!
 
First let me say it is gross but even funnier than gross!
[1-I swim in our own pool! Wink
[2-I don't go out enough to touch door handles that have touched 15 penises  Cheesy
[3- Huh  Oh I hope not   Sad
[4-The Exterminator comes every 3 months, so the varmints are dead  Lips Sealed
[5-Most of my friends are too old and stiff to get their hand down there Wink
[6-Most of our male friends have forgotten where it is Roll Eyes
[7-They can't get in the laundry room  Cheesy
[8-.....We don't kiss people at weddings  ;
[9-Hmmmm, we're home alone, he'd better NOT Lips Sealed
 
OK, where's my duct tape, that will cure some of these possible horrors of the day, if not  :punch: or :yikes: :faint:
 
I'm so happy to know all of this information Shocked
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« Reply #7 on: Feb 19th, 2005, 10:56am »
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Ewwwwwwwwww!
 
Genius - Where in the world did you get this disgusting info.  It makes me want to never leave my house again.  Yuck!!! :stunned:
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Re: Rather disgusting facts *enter at own risk*
« Reply #8 on: Feb 19th, 2005, 3:12pm »
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Genius!!  You are HOW oldHuh   Lips Sealed   Grin
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« Reply #9 on: Feb 19th, 2005, 3:51pm »
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The Today Show all last week did a series of reports on things like this.  
 
I think that swimming in the ocean is grosser than swimming in a pool.  When I see a man get up from lying in the sand, go out and stand waist-high in the water for a minute, then come back and lie down, I know I don't want to go into the water.
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Re: Rather disgusting facts *enter at own risk*
« Reply #10 on: Feb 19th, 2005, 5:20pm »
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Shocked Where do you FIND this stuff?  Shocked
 
I knew I shouldn't have clicked on this one.  Lips Sealed That really is disgusting.
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« Reply #11 on: Feb 19th, 2005, 7:36pm »
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About going in the ocean, I'm thinking all that salt gets rid of anything else, like urine!  Shocked
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« Reply #12 on: Feb 19th, 2005, 7:49pm »
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Then, Luci, you DON'T want to know what I saw rolling in with the waves at a very famous beach a few years ago.  All I'm saying is, it was brown.  Shocked
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« Reply #13 on: Feb 20th, 2005, 2:15am »
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Sorry. It's rather grosteque, hence the warning.  Embarassed
 
This came from a bulletin in friendster (friend-meeting board), and was posted by my friend.  
 
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Re: Rather disgusting facts *enter at own risk*
« Reply #14 on: Feb 21st, 2005, 1:45pm »
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Rupey, I think I have read something that it's grosser to swim in a pool because the water in it is stagnant.
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