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Verses in Greeting Cards...................
« on: Feb 22nd, 2005, 11:49am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify

My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry!
 
 
Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me.
 
 
Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... "What the hell was I thinking?"
 
 
 
Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband.
 
 
 
How could two people as beautiful as you Have such an ugly baby?
 
 
 
I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you. I've changed my mind.
 
 
 
I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you.
 
 
As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... That you're not here to ruin it for me.
 
 
Congratulations on your promotion.  
 
Before you go... would you like to take this knife out of my back?  
 
You'll probably need it again.
 
 
 
 
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!  
 
(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
 
 
 
Happy birthday! You look great for your age.  
 
Almost Lifelike!
 
 
When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.
 
 
We have been friends for a very long time .. let's say we stop?
 
 
I'm so miserable without you It's almost like you're here.
 
 
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was?
 
 
Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday. So we're having you put to sleep.
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293041687 293041687     jezzieflanigan
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Re: Verses in Greeting Cards...................
« Reply #1 on: Feb 22nd, 2005, 12:33pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
:laff: I think I got an email of that with the subject "Rejected Hallmark Greetings".
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« Reply #2 on: Feb 22nd, 2005, 5:57pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
Another good one luci.  Keep them coming.  Cool
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« Reply #3 on: Feb 22nd, 2005, 6:24pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
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« Reply #4 on: Feb 22nd, 2005, 9:54pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
Luci - I loved those!!
 
Here are some more...
 
 
We're having a party,
We're so delighted,
Especially me
'Cause you're not invited!
 
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Thinking of you...
Wish you would change
 
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When we heard that you were ill,
Cheers rang out and corks went flying.
In raucous glee we laughed until
We wet our pants and started crying!
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293041687 293041687     jezzieflanigan
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Re: Verses in Greeting Cards...................
« Reply #5 on: Feb 23rd, 2005, 11:02am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
:laff: good ones bunnielou!
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« Reply #6 on: Feb 23rd, 2005, 8:08pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:
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..........bunnielou, those are so funnee Grin
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