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COWBOYS Guide To Life......................
« on: Mar 3rd, 2005, 12:49pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
......................................... Cool
 
Some of these pearls of wisdom are from a book called, "Don't Squat With Your Spurs On!", put together by Texas Bix Bender, and published by Gibbs-Smith.  
 
 Cowboy's Guide to Life
 
* Your fences need to be horse high, pig tight and bull strong.
 
* Life ain't about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
 
* Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.
 
* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
 
* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
 
* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.
 
* Meanness don't jest happen overnight.
 
* Forgive your enemies.  It messes up their heads.
 
* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
 
* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
 
* You cannot unsay a cruel word.
 
* Every path has a few puddles.
 
* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
 
* The best sermons are lived, not preached.
 
* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway
* Don't judge folks by their relatives.
 
* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
 
* Live a good, honorable life.  Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
 
* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.
 
* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
 
* The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm, 'cause the colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.
 
* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
 
* It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
 
* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
 
* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every mornin'.
 
* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
 
* Always drink upstream from the herd.
 
* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
 
* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it in.
 
* Don't squat with you'r spurs on.
 
* Don't trust a man who wears his hat straight.
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Re: COWBOYS Guide To Life......................
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I just love those quotes .I might even use some...lol
     
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