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luci
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An Irish Pig!
« on: Mar 10^th, 2005, 4:50pm »

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A young Irishman sitting at a bar with his pet pig
asks for a couple of drinks. The confused bartender
said no animals were allowed at the bar.
The man proceeded to say,

"Ah, but this is a very special pig. Just last week there was a
fire in the house and that pig came charging out of his pen into
the house and woke us all up . Then a few days later my son
fell into the pool and that pig was grazing out on the lawn, and
he came running and jumped into the pool and saved my son."

"Well " said the bartender "I guess this pig is very special
so I'll get him a drink. By the way I noticed that he is
missing one leg, what happened? "

"Well said the young Irishman, when you
got a pig this good you don't eat him all at once !!!"

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Re: An Irish Pig!
« Reply #1 on: Mar 10^th, 2005, 4:51pm »

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Irish Wishes For You

May your mornings bring joy
and your evenings bring peace...
May your troubles grow less
as your blessings increase!

May neighbors respect you,
Trouble neglect you,
The angels protect you,
And heaven accept you.

May the lilt of Irish laughter
lighten every load.
May the mist of Irish magic
shorten every road...
And may all your friends remember
all the favors you are owed.

May those that love us, love us.
And those that dont love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if he doesnt turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles,
So well know them by their limping.

May misfortune follow you the rest
of your life, and never catch up.

May you have food and raiment,
a soft pillow for your head.
May you be forty years in heaven
before the devil knows youre dead.

May you have the hindsight to know
where you've been,
The foresight to know
where you are going,
And the insight to know when
you have gone too far.

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"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and
can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."