Yet Another Bulletin Board
Sponsored by: The Fans!
Welcome, Guest. Please Login or Register.
Nov 24th, 2024, 10:58am

Upcoming Premiere Dates:
Survivor 23, Season premiere
Thursday, September 14 (8:00-9:30 PM, ET/PT) on CBS
Home Home Help Help Search Search Members Members Chat Chat Member Map Member Map Login Login Register Register

| Fantasy Survivor Game | Music Forums | The '80s Server Forums | Shop Online |


Metropolis Reality Forums « Blonde Joke! »

   Metropolis Reality Forums
   Community
   The Grapevine (Moderators: Heather, Bumper, Isle_be_back)
   Blonde Joke!		 Previous topic | New Topic | Next topic »
Pages: 1  Reply Reply Add Poll Add Poll Notify of replies Notify of replies Send Topic Send Topic Print Print
   Author  Topic: Blonde Joke!  (Read 243 times)
Insane 4 Survivor
Moderator
ForumsNet Member
USA 
*****




My New Home

   
View Profile

Gender: female
 Posts: 4438
Blonde Joke!
« on: Mar 16th, 2005, 10:45am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
The $5,000 Loan
 
 A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
 officer.
 
 She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to
borrow
 $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for
 the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.  The car
 is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and
 everything checks out.
 
 The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.  The bank's
 president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Blonde for using a
 $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.  An employee of the
bank
 then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and
 parks it there.
 
 Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,
 which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to
 have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but
 we are a little puzzled.  While you were away, we checked you out and
found
that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother
to
borrow $5,000?"
 
The blonde replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for
two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
 
Finally, a smart blonde joke.
IP Logged
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
Frank Sinatra
Back to top
Colleen
Moderator
ForumsNet Member
Canada 
*****




Proud to be Canadian!

   
View Profile

Gender: female
 Posts: 3624
Re: Blonde Joke!
« Reply #1 on: Mar 16th, 2005, 2:41pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
That was good, thanks for sharing IS  Cheesy
IP Logged
Back to top
Jenna
ForumsNet Member
USA 
*****





   
View Profile

Gender: female
 Posts: 1283
Re: Blonde Joke!
« Reply #2 on: Mar 16th, 2005, 3:00pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
Grin That was a good one
IP Logged
Back to top
bec
ForumsNet Member

****



I'm a pathetically happy person!

   
View Profile

Gender: female
 Posts: 820
Re: Blonde Joke!
« Reply #3 on: Mar 17th, 2005, 7:13am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
and they say blondes are dumbHuh?
IP Logged
Back to top
luci
ForumsNet Member
USA 
*****






   
View Profile

Gender: female
 Posts: 12045
Re: Blonde Joke!
« Reply #4 on: Mar 17th, 2005, 9:14am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
..........laughing all the way to the bank!  Grin Cool
« Last Edit: Mar 17th, 2005, 9:14am by luci » IP Logged
"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and
can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."
Back to top
Insane 4 Survivor
Moderator
ForumsNet Member
USA 
*****




My New Home

   
View Profile

Gender: female
 Posts: 4438
Re: Blonde Joke!
« Reply #5 on: Mar 17th, 2005, 9:16am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
Thought that you'd like that one Luci!
IP Logged
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
Frank Sinatra
Back to top
luci
ForumsNet Member
USA 
*****






   
View Profile

Gender: female
 Posts: 12045
Re: Blonde Joke!
« Reply #6 on: Mar 18th, 2005, 10:39am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
Blonde Stowaway
 
 
>
>A young blonde woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Red River.
[A River in TEXAS]
>
>She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the Dock, crying..
>
>He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for."
>
> I'm off down the river to New Orleans in the morning, and then on to  
>Europe and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care  
>of you and bring you food every day."
>
> Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added,
>"I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
>
>The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose?
>
>Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning.
>
>That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From  
>then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit,  
>and they made passionate love until dawn.
>
>Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the  
>captain.
>
>"What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
>
> "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors" she explained.
>
>"I get food and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."
>
> "He certainly is," the captain said.
>
>"This is the Isle of Capri Casino boat, and we never leave Bossier City."  
Note: This is in the State of Louisiana
IP Logged
"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and
can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."
Back to top
Pages: 1  Reply Reply Add Poll Add Poll Notify of replies Notify of replies Send Topic Send Topic Print Print

Previous topic | New Topic | Next topic »

Metropolis Reality Forums » Powered by YaBB 1 Gold - SP 1.3.1!
YaBB © 2000-2003. All Rights Reserved.