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Ozzy says 6 year old is not his
« on: Jun 24^th, 2003, 5:32pm »

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Ozzy Says He's No Bad Dad
by Joal Ryan
Jun 23, 2003, 4:45 PM PT

Don't let Ozzy Osbourne fool you. The staggering, stammering reality TV patriarch can too keep track of his kids.

And by his count, he's got, well, um...however many he had before he underwent a vasectomy 17 years ago.

Osbourne revealed his sperm-donor status in a statement released by his camp Saturday.

The statement says the wobbly Wizard of The Osbournes has been accused, in a letter, of fathering a six-year-old child.

Osbourne says that can't be so on account of the vasectomy--and his devotion to family values.

"The most precious thing I have in my life is my marriage and my children and now someone is trying to destroy the harmony in my family," the former Black Sabbath singer says in the statement. "This is not going to happen."

It's not known who exactly is "trying to destroy" said Osbourne harmony.

The family's rep said Monday said she couldn't comment beyond what was in the press release. What wasn't in the press release was the name of the reputed claimant and her lawyer, who supposedly drafted a letter seeking what was described as an "out-of-court settlement" from Osbourne.

Osbourne, 54, wed MTV costar/manager Sharon in 1982. The two renewed their vows at an A-list 20th anniversary bash last New Year's Eve. The celebration came about six months after the actual date, delayed due to Sharon Osbourne's cancer diagnosis.

Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have three official children--Aimee, 19; Kelly, 18; Jack, 17--and one unofficial child, Robert Marcato, a family friend taken into the clan's Beverly Hills mansion (and featured on their MTV series) after his mother died of colon cancer last year.

The bat-biting Madman also has two biological children by his first wife, Thelma Mayfair. Additionally, Osbourne adopted Mayfair's son from a previous relationship.

But, wait there's more...

Last weekend, the heavy-metal head extended an invite to Prince William on the occasion of the British royal's 21st birthday.

"I've been told that you want to come and live in America," Osbourne told U.K. network ITV, in a message directed at Princess Diana's eldest son. "You're more than welcome to come and live in my house."

For those keeping score at home, that's five biological kids, one adopted son, one boarder and one potential extended-stay visitor.

Osbourne hits the road this weekend to help feed his brood. Ozzfest 2003, featuring the hard-rock sounds of Korn, Marilyn Manson and its namesake headbanger, among others, is scheduled to kick off its 31-date, U.S. summer tour Saturday in San Antonio.

Osbourne's expletive-expressed family values are seen and partially heard on MTV's The Osbournes, which launched its third season June 10 to declining ratings.

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Re: Ozzy says 6 year old is not his
« Reply #1 on: Jun 24^th, 2003, 10:21pm »

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Prince William living in the flea-ridden house of Osbournes! One can hope, can't one? Cool

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Re: Ozzy says 6 year old is not his
« Reply #2 on: Jun 25^th, 2003, 10:48am »

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Heh, well I'd have to say whichever woman decided she'd blackmail him and claim the kid was his, didn't do very much research. Next time you pick a billionaire to try & claim knocked you up, try to pick one that hasn't had a vasectomy 17 years ago. Wink

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Re: Ozzy says 6 year old is not his
« Reply #3 on: Jun 25^th, 2003, 11:54am »

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darn it!!!! Embarassed

I told my research assistants to make sure he was a good choice! What were they thinking!

Note to self--next time check the facts myself! Shocked

oh well...back to the quick buck drawing board

psssst if ya haven't guessed this is my feeble attempt at humor! Grin

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« Reply #4 on: Jun 25^th, 2003, 1:32pm »

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Hey, it had me snickering... :devilish:

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Good one zaure! :laff:

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