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Mock TAR 1
« on: Nov 14^th, 2003, 3:22pm »

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Welcome to Mock TAR 1!

Before we explain anything, lets meet the teams:

Cheshil

Draco

Mice

Liger

Murray

Clarinet Man

Dude

Fhorngirl

Girguy

Neon

Zade

Soccer

And hosting it all is.....

Sonic

These 12 participants will go on a race around the world for $1 million (they're fake...but ah well). There will be fights, humiliation, alliances, friendships, and everything wrong and right you can think of. But in the end, only one person can win!

Good Luck!

(Mock TAR 1 is no way affiliated will CBS or Jerry Bruckheimer, this competition is based on the hit Emmy winning show The Amazing Race. This is just for fun)

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Part 1

Welcome to Mock TAR 1 - Leg 1!

Now as teams go on speedboats up the Rio Grande, they have no clue of what is going to happen next.

When they arrive, they will have to open up a clue envelope to find out what is coming next, there will be some hard clues, and some easy ones. Also variations of clues that will be explained when they appear.

Ah! The Racers have arrived in El Paso, Texas on a beatiful crisp morning!

In El Paso, they make their way to the roof of the Hiton Las Cruces Hotel, to the starting line with the Host Sonic.

Sonic: Welcome all Mock TAR 1 participants. What you are about to go through is an adventure of a lifetime, a race that can be only described 'Amazing'. You will have high times, and low times, but in the end, it only comes to one thing. Only one person can win! When I say go, you can recieve your first clue from the cluebox...and start the race.
Get ready...
Travel Safe...
GO!!!!!!!

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Part 2

Teams dash to the clue box!

Cheshil: I'm gonna get the clue first

Draco: Not if I run faster...

Surgeon: Everyone knows I'm going to get it

Fhorngirl: I'm getting tired...who knew this hotel is a mile long and the clue is on the other side..

Liger: Woohoo i'm flying!!!

Dude: Liger's gonna get a penalty...i'm sure Sonic said you must walk/run...

Liger: I HEARD THAT...and he said recieve your clue, I could have hired a taxi on the roof if I wanted too...

Dude: thats right...

Clarinet Man:: DK isn't fast...oh no...

Hyper Mice: Luckily, I'm small, fast, and very sneaky!

Soccer:...I shouldn't have eaten all those steaks for breakfast...so full...stomache ache

Zade: YOSHI! I'm so darn fast...oouch! I tripped on an air vent

In the lead are: Cheshil, Draco, Zade and Hyper Mice

Middle Teams: Neon, Dude, Liger, and Murray

Falling Teams: Fhorngirl, Clarinet Man, Girguy, and Soccer

Girguy: I'm an ALIEN, I wansn't made to run...but GIR is gone...YAY! No more Doom song!

And then...after a grueling 7 minute run...

Draco is first at the clue box at 8:07 AM!

Draco: Phew! Somewhere in the hotel you will find your luggage, inside will be your next clue. You have $300 dollars for this leg of the race....THERE's 10 floors that are gigantic in this hotel, I'll never find it!

Cheshil second at the clue

Cheshil: This will be easy..time to take the lead

One by one the other teams get the clue...and the one who gets it last...only 6 minutes after the first...is...Soccer..

Soccer: I WANT THE MONEY! Is the race over? I'm so full...I heard this restaurant in the hotel has good steaks...maybe my backpack is there...

Teams struggle to find their luggage

Liger: I CAN'T FIND IT!!!!!! GAAAAAAAAH!

Draco: You don't want to see me mad! I just found cheshil's bag...and felt like ripping it up...but my cameraman here says if I do, I'll get a 24 hour penalty....I'LL RIP IT UP ANYWAY

At that second, cheshil appears, takes the back pack, and gets the clue out.

Cheshil: WOO!!! YA....Travel to Corpus Christi, Texas, over 700 miles away with the vehicle provided outside the hotel, in Corpus Christi, get to the Municipal Marina for your next clue...700 miles...ouchies...I don't even know how to get there..

Cheshil gets in his car, and starts driving off...

Soccer is now at the restaurant...somehow..his backpack is there

Soccer: Is this my backpack...WOOPEE! I'M GONNA WIN! ...after i get a steak...

Zade: I'm jumping all around and can't find my bag...FLOOR 3...I pressed too many buttons in the elevator....well...I found out my bag isn't THERE at least...YOSHI!

Neon: MUST BEAT LUIGI...MUST BEAT LUIGI, wait luigi isn't on this race! Oh look, who's backpack is this? IT says luigi! I'll rip it.........oh...waluigi! Welll yippe me! Off to drive away!

Then Murray, Liger, Clarinet Man, Hyper Mice, and Girguy find their bags and also drive off. It is now 9 AM, one hour after the race has started.

Fhorngirl: Where is my bag? I must wonder where...oh good friend dude! Can you help me?

Dude: AWSOMENESS, we're both looking for our backpacks, oh wait...I'm wearing mine and forgot to leave to my car..ah well...bye!

Fhorngirl: Don't leave me alone...

Draco: I WANT SOULS...WHERE IS MY BACKPACK!!!!!!! SOULS...SOULS...Hey...here it is...its in front of room 666...why didn't I think it would be there?

Zade: Well, found my backpack! It was in the other elevator...YOSHI!

Everybody has left the hotel except for Soccer, eating his steak.

Now its 9:30 AM...

Soccer: Scrumptious Steak! Now to get in the car...after I take a little nap...

Meanwhile...driving down Hwy 10...are all the other teams..except one..

Liger: I'm flying! WOOHOO!! Wait...I had to drive...I'm already halfway there!!!! I dont' want a penalty!

Liger goes back to the hotel and gets in a car...

Liger: I'm too small to drive this thing...I'm in trouble...

Liger hires this very feeble and old waiter to drive him

Liger: GAAAH!!! DRIVE ON THE ROAD!

Teams are now making their way to Corpus Christi, TX.

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Part 3

Driving on the road...

Cheshil ends up in Dallas almost 10 hours later

Cheshil: I must have made a wrong turn...darn it...well, I see a sign to El Paso now...I'll be there by night...

Liger: WOO! Go driver! We're here...

Liger: WOOT! You made your way across Texas! Now lets go to the southern end! Make your way to the Brownsville Plaque in Brownsville, Texas! You must take the train from Corpus Christi to Brownsville. WOOT! Off to the train station...old guy?...OLD GUY? Drat! He left...gonna have to fly!!!! YIPEE!!!!

Teams that follow Liger are: Hyper Mice, Murray, and Zade. They all get on the 6:55 PM train going from Corpus Christi to Brownsville.

Teams that make the 7:27 PM train are: Clarinetman, Dude, Fhorngirl, Neon, and Girguy.

Finally, Cheshil makes it to Corpus Christi along with Soccer for the 7:55 PM train, 1 hour after the first.

Draco who stopped in Mexico to beat up his cousin, also made the 7:55 PM train.

Now all teams are making their way to Brownsville.

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First Train

Murray: Nice game, I wonder if this is the first train...if its the last...then one of us is very likely to be eliminated...

Liger: Well, I'll fly and beat you all! DRAT! We might not be allowed to fly :mad:

Hyper Mice: Jay...jay...jay...jay...jay...jay...jay...now only if I was allowed to bring pictures on this trip...only clothes and hygiene stuff...

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Second Train

Girguy: I miss the doom song Sad

...

Dude: I'll sing it for you...DOOM DOOM DOOM

Girguy: STOP IT!!! I wish we weren't on the same train...

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Third (Last) Train

Soccer: I want another steak...I WANT ALL OF YOUR LEG MONEY

Draco: Not before I beat you up first :twisted:

Cheshil: *whistles* let them fight...I will be the one to succed! THEY WILL FAIL...SO WILL THE HOST SONIC!!! I WILL OBLITERATE BOTH OF THEM!!!!

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Part 4

Train 1 arrives in Brownsville Train station at 8:40 PM

Liger: Time to fly! See ya!

Murray: Hey hyper mice, I see we're both fast...want to ally together so we can try to eliminate the other teams?

Hyper Mice: I'd rather team up with Jay...but alright...

Zade: YOSHI! I got here first...DETOUR! Ride or Slide....

Ride: You must drive to the Schlitterbahn Waterpark in New Braunfels, Texas. There you must ride the Master Blaster!!! Hours of operation: 8 AM-6PM.

Slide: In slide, you must fly to Walt Disney World in Orlando, Florida. There you must go to Blizzard Beach, and slide on the heart-pounding 120 foot free fall side. This may be more frightening, but it will be faster, and closer to the next destination. Hours of Operation: 9 AM - 7 PM.

Even though it looks like Schlitterbahn opens 1 hour earlier than Blizzard Beach, since they are in different time zones, they actually open up at the same time.

Zade: WOO! Off to Disney World...YOSHI!

Hyper Mice: We're here!!! Detour...hey! There's also a fast foward!

Fast Foward: A fast foward is a task that lets you skip all other tasks on the race and allows you to go directly to the pit stop. There is only one per leg, and a team can only get it once in throughout the couse of the race. In this Fast Foward, the team that wants to recieve it must drive over 1,500 miles to South Dakota where they must climb Mount Rushmore. Once at the top, they may recieve the Fast Foward, and preceed to the pit stop. Hours of Operation: 10 AM - 7 PM.

Surgeon: Schlitterbahn is only about a 5 hour drive away...and it would be hard to get a flight to Orlando this time of night...lets go there...MOUSE...MOUSE?

Hyper Mouse: ....wut Huh

?? Oops...was thinking how wonderful it would be to be Minnie Mouse

Surgeon: Which one should we do then Huh

??

Hyper Mouse: hmm...Sclitter...something...lets go there

Surgeon: Lets drive!

Meanwhile...

Liger: WHERE AM I Huh

Liger: AHH!!!! HOUSTON...DAMNIT!!!! I NEEDED TO GET TO THE BROWNSVILLE PLAQUE!!!

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Part 5

Train 2 Arrives in Brownsville, TX at 9:30 PM.

Right before the teams get off the train platform...

Train 3 Arrives in Brownsville, TX at 9:32 PM

Clarinet Man: Oh...I thought we were 30 minutes before them

Draco: Well, you took a local train...ours was express

Girguy: I CAN'T BELIEVE WE MADE SUCH A MISTAKE!!! DOOM!!!

Dude: DOOM! DOOM! DOOM! DOOM!

Girguy: AAHHHH!!!! THE DOOM SONG...STOP IT!!!!!!

While they all fight, cheshil finds the clue.

Cheshil: Off to Disney World, to the airport!

Eventually, everyone gets the clue, Soccer gets it last since he stopped for a texas steak on the way.

Detour Teams:

Ride: Murray, Hyper Mice, Dude, Neon, Girguy, and Soccer

Slide: Zade, Cheshil, Clarinet Man, Fhorngirl

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Liger has still not recieved the clue at the Brownsville Plaque...in fact...he's up north in Canada

Liger: GAAAAH!!!!!! CANADA...HOW IN HELL DID I GET HERE Huh

?? I NEED THE BROWNSVILLE PLAQUE, NOT THE EDMONTON THEATER!!!!

And Draco...

Draco: Fast foward looks easy..off to drive to Mount Rushmore...

Draco starts driving...comes back

Draco: SORRY CAMERAMAN!!!! SO SORRY FOR FORGETTING YOU...DON'T GIVE ME A PENALTY...*whisper: if you do I EAT YOUR SOUL*...yep...no penalty...good...we're off!

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Meanwhile...Zade is at the Brownsville Int'l Airport.

Zade: THERE'S A FLIGHT THAT LEAVES AT 10:20 PM DIRECTLY TO ORLANDO...YOSHI! I'll get on it!

Zade is the only one to get on this late night flight...others are either waiting at the airport, or making there journey to New Braunfels to the other detour.

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Next Morning:

Zade arrives at the Orlando airport at 1:20 AM.

Zade: I got some time to burn...

At 4:00 AM, Liger finally gets the clue at the Brownsville Plaque!

Liger: I WENT FREAKING EVERYWHERE!!! Canada, Japan...my warp star is tired...um...DISNEY WORLD!!! YA...

At the Brownsville Airport...

Cheshil: Well, all of us here are on the 6:15 AM flight directly to Orlando...we hope its the first flight...it gets there at 8:55 AM...so we will come after Disney World opens...

Liger, who didn't see the following teams took a much longer and complicated flight...he took a 6:20 AM flight leaving from Brownsville to Dallas, to Houston, to Austin, and finally landing in Orlando that was going to land over 4 hours after Cheshil's and the other's flight. Even thought it left 5 minutes later since the other flight was booked, he would lose a costly amount of time. But he didn't notice there was a 6:22 AM flight that would only arrive 12 minutes after the other's plane...

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Part 6

Detour: Slide

The second plane (6:15 AM) lands in Orlando.

Meanwhile...Zade all in his bathing suit ready to take a jump for the 120 feet free fall slide the Summit Plummit!

Zade: YOSHI! I can do this! ...oh wait...don't I hate water...oh wait...i remember now...water is my best friend...YOSHI!

Zade gets to the top of the slide...

Zade: AHHH!!!! I'm scared...Yoshi scared...ah well...3....2..1...YOOSSSSSHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIII

After a near death-like experience...Zade gets the next clue.

Zade: Congrats! Fly to Jones Beach, New York, there somewhere hidden on the beach are 12 red and yellow flags. Once you find one, start digging under it until you reach your next clue. OFF TO NEW YORK!!!! YHA!!!!!

Then, at 9:20 PM, Cheshil, Clarinet Man, and Fhorngirl reach the slide.

Cheshil: Piece of cake...

Clarinet Man: *gulp* All right! I can do this...WHAT Huh

!? I'M TOO BIG FOR THE SLIDE Huh

!? LEMME THROUGH...

Fhorngirl: I can do this

Stranger: GO!!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING TO GO!!!!

The stranger pushes Fhorngirl down the slide, and they all get their next clue, and all travel to the Orlando airport.

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Detour: Ride

Murray, Hyper Mice, Dude, Neon, Girguy, and Soccer all arrive at Schlitterbahn at different times during nightfall, all are ready for the 8 AM opening.

Surgeon: Piece of cake...was fun...like a roooooooolly coaster

Hyper Mice: rollly coaster? That reminds me of the one I made with sunflower seeds...I'd really want sunflower seeds now...

Soccer: TOOOOO FAST!!!! I JUST HAD BREAKFAST!!!!!

They all get the clue, Surgeon getting it first, and Neon getting it last, all go towards the Austin airport to get a flight to New York.

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Part 7

Orlando Int'l Airport

Zade: ARE YOU KIDDING? THE NEXT FLIGHT DOESN'T LEAVE UNTIL 11:20 AM Huh

!?

Ticket Seller: Last one left at 9:40 AM...

Zade: YOSHI Huh

I MISSED THAT BY 10 MINUTES...ALL THE OTHER TEAMS ARE GONNA CATCH UP

At about 10:20 AM, all the other teams on the slide detour caught up.

Fhorngirl: Goodness Gracious! We caught up to Zade

Cheshil: HAHA ZADE!!!! IN YA FACE!!!

Zade: YOSHI!!!!! GAAAAAH!!!!! DON'T ......

At 11:20 AM, the flight from Orlando to John F. Kennedy Airport in New York leaves with all the teams taking the Slide Detour except for Liger who was still on his way to Orlando. The 11:20 AM flight leaving Orlando will arrive in Queens, NY at JFK at 1:15 PM.

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Austin Int'l Airport

Surgeon: Time to find a flight to JFK...

Hyper Mice: There's tons of airports there...which one?

Soccer: LOOK!!! A 10:15 AM flight!!!! QUICK!!!! WE ONLY GOT...

Surgeon: Plenty of time...a good 50 minutes to an hour...

Everyone who took the Slide Detoure took the 10:15 AM flight out of Austin that arrives in JFK at 4:36 PM.

This gives a the ones who went to Orlando a 3 hour time gain on the ones who chose the other detour, this was stated in the detour clue that Orlando would be closer to the next destination.

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Liger arrives at Orlando Int'l Airport at 12:55 PM.

Liger: I'm HERE...DISNEY WORLD awaits me!!! Lets fly there

Apx. 1 hour later...

Liger: I'M HERE!!!! TIME TO ASK WHERE BLIZZARD BEACH IS

Bus Driver: I'm sorry, Blizzard Beach is in Disney World in Florida!

Liger: Aren't I in Florida now Huh

!

Bus Driver: No...you are in Disneyland in California

Liger: OH CRAP!!!! I NEED TO GET BACK TO ORLANDO...I'M PROBABLY WAY BEHIND NOW!!!

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Meanwhile...

The flight from Orlando arrives in New York at 1:15 PM.

Cheshil: WOO!!! NEW YORK TAXI DRIVERS...HOLY CRAP!!! YOU ALMOST HIT THAT CAR!!!!

Fhorngirl: Drive slower oh loyal taxi driver! Calm down! AAAAAAH!!!! Your gonna rip my dress, or instead of a car accident, i'll have an accident in my dress...

Clarinet Man: WOO! DK HERE FIRST...DIS BEACH IS HUMONGOUS...I"LL CALL MY FRIENDS...wut cameraman? I gotta do this myself...THAT NO GOOD FOR DK! ...OH WAIT...FLAG!!! ME MUST DIG....Get your self to Ralph's Ices Stand in Syosset, NY, you must take a cab. I LOVE NY CABS...LIKE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND SMASHING THINGS!

Cheshil: Wow...who knew the taxi cab drive would drive right on the beach and almost run over all those ppl...at least I found a flag...off to the ice cream stand!

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Part 8

Some teams are in NY, or making their way to NY. Liger is completely lost and Draco is going for the Fast Foward.

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Clarinet Man: HERE WE ARE!!! DK LOVES ICES...You must now fly to Newark Airport via JFK Airport. There go to Parking Lot C to find your next clue...

Cheshil: I might get an ices while I'm here anyway...I only used about $60 out of $300 dollars of leg money...I LOVE ICE CREAM

Fhorngirl: Ice cream is too fattening, lets go maniac taxi driver...please take me to the JFK Airport.

Zade: YOSHI!!!!! 1,200 ices to go please...but I don't have enought money...then i'll get 2...$7....ok.....YOSHI!

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They all arrive at JFK airport between 1:55 PM - 2:10 PM.

Fhorngirl: Oh goody! Two flights arriving at the same time...one leaving at 2:40 PM, and one leaving at 3:10 PM

Cheshil: 3:10 PM flight is sold out...we gotta move quick to make the 2:40 PM one...

Zade: YOSHI! I'll make it

Cheshil, Fhorngirl, Clarinet Man, and Zade take the 2:40 PM flight leaving JFK to Washington DC to Newark which arrives at 6:38 PM...isn't that weird for an area 28 miles away to take a 4 hour flight?

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Liger gets to Disneyland at 3:45 PM.

Liger: FINALLY HERE...this slide is too big...............BOMBS AWAY!!!!!

Liger then goes to Orlando Int'l Airport, but no flight leaves the area due to a massive rainstorm that appeared.

Liger: OH HELL!!!! DAMNIT! Why did it start raining!

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Draco arrives at Mount Rushmore at 4:35 PM.

Draco: That was one looooooooong drive...now to make an exhausting climb up this mountain....NOT FAIR...camerman taking a pulley up while I suffer...I WANT YOUR SOUL CAMERAMAN!!!! I WANT YOUR SOUL...

Apx. 1 hour later...

Draco: I'M AT THE TOP....WOOO!!!!! Congratulations, you've won the Fast Foward, now drive yourself to Toronto, Canada! There get yourself to Ontario Place, an entertainment complex on the edge of Lake Ontario...GREAT!!!! ANOTHER 18 HOUR DRIVE...I REALLY WANT MORE SOULS NOW....REALLY....

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At 4:36 PM, the plane from Austin arrives in New York

Murray: AH! New York, time to get a cab

Soccer: I'm here...now to find a flag....

Hyper Mice: I found one!!!!!

Murray: WHERE Huh

!?!

Hyper Mice: RIGHT HERE

Murray: Thats a sesame seed... :?

Hyper Mice: YA!!! I KNOW...ISN'T IT AWSOME Huh

Murray: look, there's 2 flags next to it...lets get them and LEAVE

Hyper Mice: Lemme finish this sesame seed first

Murray: :mad:

Not only did them 2 find the clue on the beach...but everyone else did too...all off to the ice cream stand...

Dude: ICES...AWSOMENESS

Girguy: I CAN'T STAND ICES...I WILL GET AWAY TO THE AIR PORT THING THE HUMANS CALL AND LEAVE, MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

They arrive at the JFK Int'l Airport at 5:30...the next flight to newark doesn't leave until 6:30 PM via Boston, which gives them some time to relax...then, at 6:30 PM, the plane leaves taking all the teams on the Ride detour. The flight will arrive at Newark airport at 10:00 PM, letting the leaders keep their lead.

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It stops raining in Orlando, Florida....

Liger: THERE'S A JETBLUE FLIGHT AT 8 PM THAT FLIES DIRECTLY TO NEW YORK Huh

!? I CAN WATCH CARTOONS THE WHOLE WAY THERE...but then I'd sacrifice 3 hours....WHO CARES Huh

!? CARTOONS

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At 6:38 PM, the first flight leaving JFK at 2:40 PM, arrives at Newark, NJ.

Cheshil: Here's the parking lot...a cluebox..and marked vehicles...Drive yourself 400 miles to Niagara Falls, Canada to the Maid of the Mist. Ride it, and something will definately catch your eye...A clue maybe? ... OFF TO NIAGARA FALLS...I'll probably won't get there until Midnight...i hated that drive from el paso to Corpus christi...ah well...

Zade: OFF TO NIAGARA FALLS...YOSHI!!!

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At 8:00 PM, Liger's flight from Orlando to New York takes off, planned to arrive in New York at 10:20 PM.

Liger: WOO!!!! Cartoons....

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Part 9

Second Plane to Newark Arrives

Murray: Newark...here's the parking lot...and the clue...off to Niagara Falls!

Hyper Mice: WOO...another sesame seed...

Murray: Thats not a sesame seed...lets go before the others see us!!!

Soccer: CHILIS...hungry...I'll take a stop...45 minute wait Huh

!?....WAAAAAH!!!! Fine...off to Niagara Falls...

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Liger's plane from Orlando to JFK arrives.

Liger: WOO! NY...no mistakes now...flying to jones beach.......

Only 30 seconds later

Liger: I'M MAKING UP TIME!!!!! Here's a flag too...oh wait..thats an american flag...

30 minutes later

Liger: FOUND THE FLAG!!!! Off to the ice cream store...AHHH...it closes in 10 minutes...

9 minutes 59 seconds later...

Liger: I'M HERE...oh wait...this is the Minoela Ices Stand...AAHHH

30 milliseconds later

Liger: THAT WAS CLOSE...but now their closed...no ice cream Sad

....

Off to JFK, Liger goes to LGA by accident (uh-oh...penalty)

Liger: DIRECT FLIGHT AT 11:05...I CAN'T MISS THAT...

25 minutes later...

Liger: Time to drive off to Niagara falls...I've been there already thought...thats goood....thats....*falls asleep before starting car*

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Next Morning

Clarinet Man: DK...nice good morning...waiting for Maid of Mist to OPEN ALREADY!!!

Liger speeds in

Hyper Mice: I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE BROWNSVILLE Huh

!?!

Liger: Ya...I kinda got lost....

Murray: IT IS OPENING...

Teams dash to get the first boat...unfortuantely to all, everyone got on the boat..

Zade: YOSHI! I don't see anything

Liger: Can I fly out of this boat to look?

CAMERAMAN: Stay in the boat liger, u scared me already by getting lost many times

Liger: K....

Fhorngirl: I see it I see it!!!!

Everybody: WHERE Huh

!?!!

Fhorngirl: Over there on the platform by the edge of the Falls...how do we get there?

Dude: I'll jump

CAMERAMAN: WAIT until we get back...and find out what to do from there

Dude: BUT WE ARE SO CLOSE

Soccer: THIS BOAT IS TOO ROCKY....*throws up*

Hyper Mice: We're on the shore! Murray, lets go find the entrance

Cheshil: HA!!! I got the entrance...line is so long...I'll be on it forever...

Everybody is getting to Journey Behind the Falls, the place where the clue is...but they have to wait on a long ticket line first...after a 30 minute time...everyone gets on the line.

Cheshil: Its 10:20 AM...but finally got some tickets for the 10:45 AM group...no one else will get that ticket...the next team behind me...Dude...won't get it until at least 11:15 PM...

Unfortuantely...Dude also gets the 10:45 AM group, as long with Murray and Hyper Mice...everyone else gets the 11:15 PM group....

They go behind the falls to the platform.

Dude: AWSOMENESS...the clue...a post card...Welcome to Toronto! and it says "1,815 feet tall...amazing...you should go to the top!"...what to do...I KNOW!!!!!! On the front of the post card there's a big tower...I'll go there...I need a cab

Teams must find out to make their way to the top of the CN Tower in Toronto, Canada, they must take a cab to get there...the rest of the people from the 10:45 AM and 11:15 AM get their clue and most have deciphered them...

Soccer: Hopefully its a big steak...must ask

Stranger: CN Tower in Toronoto...not a steak :?

Soccer: I'll rephrase that question...is there a place nearby where I can get a steak?

Stranger: Yes, right there...

Liger meets Soccer on the street

Liger: Do you know what this clue means?

Soccer: Ya, right here

Liger: This is a restaurant

Soccer: This is the place, time to eat a steak

Liger: Thats how you get the clue...ok....

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Teams arrive at the CN Tower...Cheshil in the lead...is still in the lead.

Cheshil: To the top...gotta buy a ticket...
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Meanwhile...Draco arrives in Toronto!!!

Draco: FINALLY!!!! AFTER ALMOST 2 DAYS OF DRIVING...I'M HERE!!!!!

Sonic: Draco...

Draco: TELL ME I'M FIRST SONIC...YOU KNOW I PROBABLY AM!!!!

Sonic: ...You are Team 1.

Draco: WOOO!!! YHA!!! I DID IT!!!

Sonic: Since you are Team 1 on Leg 1, you win a free all-expense paid vacation to Cheshilville!

Draco: YES!!! I NEED THAT...good...now the next leg to worry about....

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Final Part (Part 10)

Cheshil: Crud...we're not allowed to go on the elevator...WE HAVE TO WALK...thats ****....so many darn steps...

As time progresses, more teams arrive and the CN tower and start to climb

Dude: This climb is easy...AWSOMENESS!!!!! But cheshil is too far ahead...I'll never catch up Tongue

Hyper Mice: Murray...this is easy...too easy for a mouse

Murray: And I can get through it too!

Cheshil: AT THE TOP!!! WOOO!!!!!! Go by foot to Ontario Place, an entertainment complex on the edge of Lake Ontario in Toronto, Canada. You may take the elevator down with the ticket included. Last team to arrive at the Pit Stop will be eliminated. WOOT!!! Off to the pit stop!!!

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Meanwhile at the restaurant in Niagara Falls

Soccer: Liger...go ask the Waiter for the clue...

Liger: K

Soccer: Now I'm full, i'll go now...I'm wario...I'M GONNA WIN!

Liger comes back

Liger: He says he doesn't have it but there's gonna be free desert!!! Soccer Huh

Soccer

Ah well ice cream....OH WAIT...THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT PLACE...I GOTTA FREAKIN GET THE CLUE....RUN!!!!!
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Cheshil arrives at the Pit Stop

Sonic: Cheshil...

Cheshil: That was a hard leg...I know people are behind me...so I'm not eliminated...GO MARTH!

Sonic: You are #2..

Cheshil: WHO GOT FIRST Huh

!? Who beat marth

Draco: ME!!!!!

Cheshil: Drat you....

Then Dude arrives at the Pit Stop

Sonic: Dude

Dude: THIS WAS SO AWSOME

Sonic: You are 3rd to arrive.

Dude: THAT MAKES IT REALLY AWSOME!!!!!!!!

Then the alliance of Hyper Mice and Murray reach the Pit Stop next together

Sonic: Hyper Mice and Murray...

Hyper Mice: I hope we did good...alliances are supposed to be good and all...

Sonic: Congrats...you both got 4th place!!!

Murray: Great!

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The middle teams reach the CN tower a little later

Neon: These steps are easy for WaLuigi!!!! Now off to run to Ontario place!

Clarinet Man: DK....LOVES CLIMIBING UP TREES...HOW HARD CAN STEPS BE?

2 steps later

Clarinet Man: I'M SO TIRED...DK MUST REST

Meanwhile Zade past him

Zade: YOSHI! Woo I'm ahead of him now...YOSHI!!!

Girguy: MY SPIDER LEGS CAN CONQUER THIS...GO ZIM!!!!

Fhorngirl: I'm just a princess...someone has to help me...

Sooner or later, Neon reaches the Pit Stop at Ontario Place

Sonic: Neon...

Neon: WOO! Waluigi will succeed! I hate Neon...why did I sign up as Neon...CALL ME JACK

Sonic: Well...you signed up as Neon...well, good news is you are 6th to arrive

Neon: SIXTH IS GOOD! Huh

!?

Sonic (off camera stuff): GET OFF THE FREAKIN MAT...ANOTHER TEAM IS COMING

Neon: I'm going.............

Zade arrives not too far after Neon...or is it because the conversation between Sonic and Neon went too long...

Sonic: Zade.......you are #7...and the first one not to interupt me while I give my pause...I would give you an extra prize if permitted...but I can't

Zade: YOSHI!!! I'm still in...

Clarinet Man who comes panting after the grueling steps...

Sonic: Clarinet Man...

Clarinet Man: THOSE STEPS WERE TOO HARD FOR DK...NEVER AGAIN...NEVER AGAIN

Sonic: You are 8th to arrive...that seems good...

Clainet Man: AT LEAST DK NOT ELIMINATED...DAT GOOD

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After about 20 minutes...Girguy arrives at the Pit Stop

Sonic: Girguy...

Girguy: WHY DID MY SPIDER LEGS BREAK ON THE WAY UP Huh

!? I HAD TO WALK...AND ALIENS CANNOT WALK FAST...SO IT TOOK ME A WHILE...good that princess was even slower...but she's right behind my back...DIE HUMAN...DIE!!!

Sonic: Ok...now get off the freakin mat...

Girguy: ARE YOU, A PUNY EARTH CREATURE TELLING ME WHAT TO DO...ok...I want to stay in the race...forget I said that....

Fhorngirl arrives shortly after Girguy does...

Sonic: Welcome Fhorngirl....

Fhorngirl: Hello good sonic

Sonic: Thanks...you're #10...not too bad!!!

Fhorngirl: Goodness gracious! I am not eliminated! Now for some deserved princess rest!

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Over 45 minutes later....Soccer and Liger reach the CN tower at the same time

Liger: YOU DOUBLE CROSSED ME!!!

Soccer: I'M WARIO AND I'M GONNA WIN!!!!

Liger: GOOD THING I CAN FLY UP THE STEPS

Soccer: DARN...GOTTA RUN FAST..

Liger bangs his head on the ceiling.

Soccer: HAHAHAHAHA

Liger: THATS NOT FUNNY...THIS IS A RACE TO STAY IN THE GAME

Even though liger had an advantage of flying up...they made it to the top at almost the same time...liger having a small lead...

Liger: NOOOOO!!!! THE ELEVATOR...NOOO!!!!

Soccer: I still got a chance!!!!! I'M WARIO AND I'M GONNA WIN!!!!

Liger: THIS IS GONNA BE A BATTLE TO THE FINISH...I'M NOT GIVING UP!!!!

Elevator reaches the bottom...a sprint to the finish......AND THE 11th TEAM IS...

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Sonic: Welcome....

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Sonic: Soccer...your are the 11th team to arrive and still in the race!

Soccer: HAA!!!!!! I KNEW IT

A sad few minutes later comes Liger...running to the pit stop...thinking of getting 11th place ahead of soccer *sad music plays*

Sonic: Liger...*very, very, very long pause*

Liger: SOCCER DOUBLE CROSSED ME..I COULD HAVE WON...*starts crying*

Sonic: *Still very long pause*

Liger: WAAAAAAH...please tell me already...WAAAAAH!

Sonic: You are the last team to arrive...I'm sorry to say, but you have been eliminated from the race

Liger: The whole race...all over!!!

Sonic: Ya...thats gotta suck...anyway you had a 2 hour time penalty for taking LaGuardia Airport to Newark instead of JFK Airport to Newark

Liger: DAMNIT!!!! Well...I definately couldn't win then...

Sonic: Yes...if you got here 2nd...you would have been pushed to 10th...and still would have survived...any last words?

Liger: *tear* Well the race is over...good luck to everyone left BUT SOCCER...I'll never forget that double crosser...

And thus Leg 1 Ends...

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Preview of Leg 2:

Leg 2 gets even more intense as racers go from Toronto to Prince Edward Island! More alliances form, teams make big decisions that could either make or break the game for them! Be here in 1 week for the start of Leg 2 of the Race!!!

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« Reply #1 on: Nov 14^th, 2003, 4:39pm »

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Poor Sonic. You obviously worked hard on the Mock and put a LOT of time and effort into it. Is there any way you can reload your pictures? Most of the are X's - at least that's what I'm seeing. :hug:

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All the images worj for me...

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« Reply #3 on: Nov 14^th, 2003, 7:22pm »

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sorry about my previous post...it says, "all the images work for me..."

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« Reply #5 on: Nov 14^th, 2003, 9:50pm »

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do the images work...yes or no? just curious

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Mock TAR 1 - Leg 2 - Part 1
« Reply #6 on: Nov 14^th, 2003, 9:53pm »

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Previosuly on Mock TAR 1 - Leg 1:

Teams made there way from El Paso, TX in the USA to Toronto, Canada. Teams had to go through waterparks, waterfalls, and New York (kinda like a water fall with the crazy taxis).

Draco got 1st with the fast foward, and Liger was last and eliminated...

Who will be eliminated...in leg 2?
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The 11 teams that survived the previous leg are now resting at the Pit Stop, Ontario Place in Toronto, Canada. They have no idea where they are going next. They must stay at the Pit Stop for a 12 hour mandatory rest period

Draco, who arrived at the Pit Stop first at 12:42 PM, will leave first at 12:42 AM.

Draco: I love the night...Get yourself to Toronto City Hall to find your next clue. You get $65 for this leg of the race...wow...that was very general...ok, I'll get a taxi...need to find a taxi...oh wait!!! I don't need one...lemme ask someone where it is...HEY STRANGER...TELL ME WHERE TORONTO CITY HALL IS OR LOSE YOUR SOUL

Stranger: Its very close sir...sorry...

Draco: I'LL HAVE YOUR SOUL ANYWAY...oh sorry cameraman...sorry...so so so so sorry

about 5 minutes later

Draco: Good, another clue ^_^. Fly to Halifax, Nova Scotia, there travel to the Citadel to find your next clue...WHY Huh

!? WHY STUPID AIRPORT...EVERYONE IS GOING TO CATCH UP...I HATE DAY...I REALLY REALLY HATE IT...off to wait until airport opens at 5...a stupid 4 hours...

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Cheshil, the 2nd to arrive at 1:24 PM, will depart at 1:24 AM.

Cheshil: I'll catch up to Draco...and I'll claim #1...off to a taxi!

A few minutes later...

Cheshil: Wow...it was very close! I'm here..

Cheshil: Airport...Draco must be there...and very mad...

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Dude, 3rd to arrive at the pit stop at 1:31 PM, departs at 1:31 AM.

Dude: WOO, a crisp cold morning in Toronto and off to city hall...there's an ice skating rink there...I should ice skate! I'll walk there...

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Hyper Mice and Murray, the 4th ones to arrive at the pit stop at 1:45 PM, leave the Pit Stop at 1:45 AM.

Hyper Mice: Let's get a taxi and speed away!

Murray: Yep, here's a sesame seed to go faster...with jay's picture on it

Hyper Mice: JAY IS ON IT...I CAN'T EAT IT...but its a sesame seed...what to do...AHHHH

Murray chucks it...

Murray: Sorry for the favor...we gotta run

Hyper Mice: WAAAHH!!! TAKER BACKER!!!

Since Dude walked, Dude, Murray and Hyper Mice all arrived at City Hall at 1:50 AM. 1 minute later...

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Neon, the 6th to arrive at the pit stop at 1:51 PM, departs at 1:51 AM.

Neon: Off to city hall

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Meanwhile at the Toronto Airport...

Draco: I really want souls...first 5 teams...all here...all will be here when the airport opens...why Huh

!? JUST WHY Huh

!?

Cheshil: Haha...

Dude: AWSOMENESS...I'll throw a penny at you

Draco: OW!

Dude: Another penny

Draco: OW! STOP IT!

Dude: Now do you admit pennies hurt?

Draco: No...OW! K...I admit...

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Zade, the 7th team to arrive at 1:58 PM, will depart at 1:58 AM.

Zade: YOSHI! Off to the city hall!

Few minutes later

Neon: WHERE IS CITY HALL Huh

!?

Zade: Hey arch enemy...want to work together? YOSHI

Neon: I want to kill you

Zade: YOU HURT YOSHI'S FEELINGS...yoshi sad Sad

Neon: Yes, you are sad...i'm off to get the clue

Zade: But wait! The clue is right here...oh wait...he didn't here me...well, I guess i'm off to the airport now...

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Clarinet Man who was 8th to arrive at 2:05 PM in the last leg, departs at 2:05 AM.

Clarinet Man: DK STILL TIRED FROM STEPS...OFF TO CITY HALL OF TORONTO...IF DK KNEW WHERE IT WAS...

At about 2:15 PM...

Neon: WHERE IS THE DARN CITY HALL Huh

!?...this is Hamiliton town hall...WHY Huh

!? Well...I have to go back to Toronto now Sad

... so much valuable time lost...

At about the same time

Clarinet Man: WOW...DIS PLACE WAS VERY CLOSE...OFF TO AIRPORT...DK!!!

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Girguy, who arrived 9th in the last leg at 2:23 PM, will depart at 2:23 AM.

Girguy: I need GIR...GIR COME!!!

GIR: YAY, I'M HERE...DOOM SONG!!! DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM!!!

Girguy: Help me get to City Hall!

GIR: ...DOOM! DOOM!!! DOOOM!!!

Girguy: STOP GIR...

GIR: ...DOOM! OK, YES MASTER

2 seconds later

GIR: WE ARE HERE MASTER...Time for the doom song again! DOOM! DOOM! DOOM! DOOMG

Girguy: Be quiet and take me to the airport!

Meanwhile

Neon: I REALLY HAVE TO BEAT EVERYBODY...EVIL RESIDES IN ME...I'm in Detroit Huh

!? WHAT

DAMNIT!!!! THE EVIL ONE WILL NEVER LOSE!!!!

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Fhorngirl, the 10th to arrive at the Pit Stop at 2:27 PM, will leave the Pit Stop at 2:27 AM

Fhorngirl: Oh who will help me get to City Hall

Stranger: Oh hello pretty lady, um...I'll drive you there in my taxi

Fhorngirl: Thanks!

Stranger: No problem...*cackle*

Fhorngirl: People are sure nice in Toronto...wut wus that?

Stranger: Nothing ma'am!

After she arrive stehre

Fhorngirl: Bye nice man...HEY!!! HEY!!! HE STOLE MY LEG MONEY

Stranger (identified as Neon): *wailing off in distance* MUAHAHAHAHA!!! Neon will win!!!! And thanks for helping me for helping you for helping me for...WHATEVER...WE BOTH HAVE THE CLUE NOW...

Neon drives off...

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Soccer, the 11th to arrive at the pit stop at 3:16 PM, will depart at 3:16 AM...

Soccer: I'M WARIO...AND I'M GONNA WIN!!!! OFF TO THE TORONTO CITY HALL...

Soccer: Woo I'm here!!!!

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All 11 teams arrive at Lester B. Pearson International Airport before the 5:00 AM opening to get a flight out...

Then the airport opens!

...And the 11 teams dash inside to try to get a flight to Halifax...

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Next time on Mock TAR 1 - Leg 2:

Teams battle for a good flight out to Halifax, teams arrive in Halifax to find a detour, a hard choice that will cause grief! This all happens tomorrow! See ya then!

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« Reply #7 on: Nov 14^th, 2003, 10:59pm »

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do the images work...yes or no? just curious

For me no. The only one I saw in your first leg were the airplane photos, a shot of the airport and a downtown shot of Brownsville, TX. Sorry........

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Those are probably the angelfire images...
Well, I'm using a different computer now w/o a cache and it works...and it does for others...so i don't really know...when my hosting gets back up i'll use mine, but now i'm using my friend's...

I'll try to fix that over the weekend...thanks for telling me.

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« Reply #9 on: Nov 14^th, 2003, 11:59pm »

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you have no life to sit there and type all that up.

Good job

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« Reply #10 on: Nov 15^th, 2003, 9:00am »

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i miss TAR too much...I wear a TAR hat to school everyday...my new nickname is "Amazing Race"...

I even have the $55 jersey...

Yes, I admit I have no life...

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« Reply #11 on: Nov 17^th, 2003, 9:42pm »

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Don't say that!

I have longed for just such a jersey & hat since AR1 Grin

!!!!

My day is not complete until I check this site for any sort of update regarding AR5!!! I barely get through a day without laughing or crying while remembering an Amazing Race moment (Ken & Gerard "abort mission" is an all-time classic!). I've converted just about every one of my friends (and a few teachers!) to the spectacle that is the Amazing Race. Can't wait for #5!!!!!!!! (Sorry for the melodramatic, I'm just getting impatient!)

Cheers!!

Wonderboy!

P.S. Good call on including Canada in mock AR! Can't wait till Phil Keoghan stops over here!

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thanks...and the only reason i'm not posting the next leg coz of school...i'll get to it tonite Grin

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From the Toronto airport

Draco: NEED FLIGHT

Cheshil: 6:38 AM flight...gotta make that...quick!

Neon: HA...GONNA GET ON 6:38...AND GET OUT!!!

Hyper Mice: there's a 7:10 flight that gets there faster

Murray: I know...be quiet

Draco: Heard that...thanks for the tip!

5 of 11 teams are now getting on the 6:38 AM flight from Toronto to Halifax via Montreal. This flight is longer than the 7:10 flight due to the connection. The Teams on this flight are: Cheshil, Neon, Zade, ClarinetMan, and Girguy

Dude: I MISSED THE FLIGHT...CRUD

Fhorngirl: gosh...don't worry...there's a 7:10 flight that gets there faster

Dude: thanks man!

Fhorngirl: I'M A PRINCESS...

Dude:... Angry

ok princess...

The 7:10 AM flight leaves Toronto Int'l Airport with the following teams: Draco, Hyper Mice, Murray, Soccer, Fhorngirl, and Dude.

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Teams are now on their way to Halifax

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At 11:04 AM the second flight to leave the toronto airport...arrives first.

Draco: Off to the citadel!

Soccer: Chili's! Time to eat!

Dude: OFF TO THE CITADEL

Fhorngirl: Can i go with you? My money was stolen Sad

Dude: Surely man...i mean princess...

The alliance gets there first...

Hyper Mice: We're here...its a beatiful view...I wish my hamster friends were here with me...

Murray: try to stay on track...ok...clue...You must now get to the start of the Confederation Trail in the city of Tignish, PEI (Prince Edward Island). You may not go by plane...no plane...that leaves us with a taxi...or train...or bus...or something...its about 150 miles away too! Lotsa money...

Hyper Mice: Taxi sounds good!

Draco arrives next.

Draco: Off to halifax by taxi then...bad thing I can't do the fast foward Sad

Then comes along Fhorn Girl and Dude

Fhorngirl: PEI...can i go with you again?

Dude:....WHAT AM I Huh

? I'M NOT YOUR SERVANT

Fhorngirl: How you dare scream at me? I'm a princess

Dude: This is a race...i'll give you $10 for a train ride or something...i'm leaving.

Fhorngirl: BUT Huh

!? he should have never treated a princes like that...

Soccer, after a hefty meal, notices the others have arrived

Soccer: AAHH!!! They here already...I'M GONNA WIN!!! My belly hurts...

Cheshil: HOW IS SOCCER HERE ALREADY Huh

!?

Neon: GAAAAAAAH...OUR LEAD!!!!!!!!

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This ends Part 2 of Leg 2...part 3 hopefully done Thursday...and part 4 (last part) done friday...

Preview for part 3:

A long bike trail is ahead? Fast Foward gives 1st place a big leap...that will end up not helping at all in the long run. And one participant is destracted by picking up lots of pennies dropped by another player...greedy...

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« Reply #14 on: Mar 20^th, 2005, 6:01am »

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on Nov 15^th, 2003, 9:00am, sonic wrote:

i miss TAR too much...I wear a TAR hat to school everyday...my new nickname is "Amazing Race"...

I even have the $55 jersey...

Yes, I admit I have no life...

i didn't know there's such merchandise around. cool.

lol at PP.

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