lakelady
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Never Trust a Woman
« on: Dec 20th, 2003, 12:44pm » |
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NOW WE KNOW WHAT TO DO
True story from Sweden
After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife
for a younger woman.
The downtown luxury apartment was in his name and he
wanted to remain
there with his new love so he asked the wife to move
out and then he
would buy her another place.
The wife agreed to this, but asked that she be given
3 days on her own
there, to pack up her things. While he was gone, the
first day she
lovingly put her personal belongings into boxes and
crates and
suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and
collect her things.
On the third day, she sat down for the last time at
their candlelit
Dining table, soft music playing in the background,
and feasted on a
pound of shrimp and a bottle of Chardonnay.
When she had finished, she went into each room and
deposited a few of
the resulting shrimp shells into the hollow of the
curtain rods. She
then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
The husband came back, with his new girl, and all
was bliss for the
first few days.Then it started; slowly but surely.
Clueless, the man could not explain why the place
smelled so bad. They
tried everything; cleaned & mopped and aired the
place out. Vents were
checked for dead rodents, carpets were steam
cleaned, Air fresheners
were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in,
the carpets were
replaced, and on it went.
Finally, they could take it no more and decided to
move. The Moving
company arrived and did a very professional packing
job, taking
everything to their home. Including the (curtain
rods)...
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