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Question: what do u think of the joke?
I have a better joke?
that was really funny?
lol ?


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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
 
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.
 
The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"lol        tell me you're joke Shocked
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A blonde woman goes to the hair dresser to get a hair cut. She sits in the chair and the hair dresser askes her to take off her headphones so she can do her hair. Thr blonde says 'oh no i never take off my head phones just cut around them"
So the hair dresser does her best.  
 
One month later the blonde comes back. The lady again asks her to take of her head phones. Of course the blonde says "oh no i never take off my head phones just cutt around it" So again the hair dresser does her best
 
The blonde comes back the next month. Knowing better the hairdresser does not ask her to take off her head phones. But she wonders why must she keep them on all the time. So as she is cutting the hair the hairdresser turns the volume all the way down. The blonde drops dead. "oh my god what was she listening to" the hair dresser says. she puts the headphones to her ear and hears
 
Breathe....Breathe..breathe...breathe
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